Pun Required

[Norkie]

This article is in our local rag, I read it and thought to myself that it needs a better headline, what do you think?

 

[Nod]

B&M shelves stripped clear by shoplifter!

 

[Norkie]

Perhaps he was trying to get stuff for a birthday pressy? Vacuum cleaner, a bag to put it in, a card and sweets?

Heart of gold some people. don't you think

 

[ancient_mariner]

Thief hoovers up items in B&M store, but CID haven't got him in the bag yet. We will greet you with smore news as it becomes available.

 

[Norkie]

Excellent, he cleaned them out no doubt!