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I am now officially on holiday and I have just opened a 2ltr bottle of alchoholic apple juice and have another chilling .....so later on I may rant SO please accept my apologies in advance and if I do say something not to anyones liking later on .....simply PM me and call me a pillock:thumbs:
 
Unplug your keyboard and PC and monitor and just DRINK.

Enjoy, but remember alcoholic apple juice puke is quite acidy and burns your throat on the way up.
 
FOR GAWDS SAKE.............. youz lots like kids tchhhhhhh I avent even got the top off me first one yet......
 
Don`t post after drinking,or drink that much that you are incapable of posting,one or the other.............:thumbs:
 
Borats Baby said:
Does this mean you will have time to post my keyboard and mouse ?







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ARGGGHHHHH guess ***........do me a favour and PM eileen we are posting things in the mornin and she WONT forget....really sorry mate will get it off tomorrow morning promise .....looking for the box now
 
Right Borats baby I have been downstairs and got it all but not the original box but dont think that matters, will post in the morning 1st class mate and please do accept my apologies I completely forgot all about this and will stick a couple of batteries in to make up for it mate rechargeables........am I for given
 
Dangermouse1964 said:
I am now officially on holiday and I have just opened a 2ltr bottle of alchoholic apple juice and have another chilling .....so later on I may rant SO please accept my apologies in advance and if I do say something not to anyones liking later on .....simply PM me and call me a pillock:thumbs:
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That's nothing new:D
 
hahaha...Just turn off the 'puta and watch a DVD instead - something with exploding helicopters and car chases usually works for me...that or 'pron'...lol
 
Is that like "Tron" but the earlier years?
 
lol...apparently they're making a sequel...can't wait...
 
So while you're all sat here talking about holidays and apple juice and pron, I'm waiting up until 1:30 to get the girlfriend from a night out and take her home.

As they say on terinternetz, fml.
 
to all your expectations ..............I am still sober at 00:06 and not a happy bunny I should have at least posted one thread that wreaks havoc amongst us all..........am I losing my touch???????????????
 
Cobra said:
Tonight as always Pete :thumbs: :D




I have nothing to say at the moment Via PM but will happily call you a
pillock, if thats what you want

"you pillock" :thumbs: :D
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nothing changes within the educated that are amongst us ............ya posh git:lol:
 
Dangermouse1964 said:
to all your expectations ..............I am still sober at 00:06 and not a happy bunny I should have at least posted one thread that wreaks havoc amongst us all..........am I losing my touch???????????????
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You must try harder Pete, are you definitely sure that there apple juice
actually has an alcohol content ? :D
 
Dangermouse1964 said:
to all your expectations ..............I am still sober at 00:06 and not a happy bunny I should have at least posted one thread that wreaks havoc amongst us all..........am I losing my touch???????????????
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Perhaps you shouldn't have bought something with a lower alcohol content than a packet of wine gums :naughty:

Reminds me of being in primary school and trying to get drunk on cans of shandy :lol:
 
It was ASDAs own Chris do let the 1% take me out in ten mins I think......Appletise would be stronger I think.......4ltrs of acid called cider isnt good for any man, give me good ol summerset scrumpy anytime
 
Pfft...should have gone for a 12-pack of wife-beater...VFM...
 
OK so what I am sober after 4 ltr of the asda sh..... so what ..........lost money and all that.............I cant take it back can I.....unless I pee in a flask or summat
 
well asda own cider may not get anyone a wee bit tipsy .......but christ the hangover:shake:
 
I don't really know you, but my full PM Inbox would suggest that you are indeed a pillock.

Fancy having another try tonight with a real mans drink? :D

We can talk maybe around 1am? :lol:
 
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