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Well I know how much you all hate tollerate my little Friday grins,
But as I won't have internet access then, :(
I will be away on a short brrrrrreak :woot:
I will leave you with this little gem
but don't act like little kids around the
Christmas tree and spoil the fun by opening it early :lol: :lol: :lol:

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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation
and discovered that they both loved to fish.
Since both of them were widowed,
they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat
and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river,
and the gentleman asked the lady,
"Do you want to go up or down?"

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants
and made mad passionate love to the man
right there in the boat !

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened,
but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?"

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river,
and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?"
The woman replied, "Down."

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river
when he came upon another fork in the river
and he asked the lady,"Up or down ?"
She replied, "Up."

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal?
Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me.
Now today, nothing!"

She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fck or drown."
 
Naughty Naughty, just coal for you two this year then :D
 
:lol: have a good break Chris, BTW which way are you going up or down? :lol: :lol:
 
:lol: have a good break Chris, BTW which way are you going up or down? :lol: :lol:

Cheers Alby,The jury's still out on that one :D Oh you meant holiday :D basically East North East to Lapland :woot:
 
Hope you've done your letter to Santa?!!!
 
Hope you've done your letter to Santa?!!!

Apparently I ( we) will be seeing the main man in person, so will deliver it by hand :thumbs: any messages ? :D
 
Could you ask Santa if I could have a D300?!
 
can you say Hi to Santa's lovely babe of a wife, her name? yeah it's Mary Christmas ;)
 
:lol: I only had a small peek ................ honest ;)

Ok I'll let you off this time :D

can you say Hi to Santa's lovely babe of a wife, her name? yeah it's Mary Christmas ;)

Your jokes are as bad as mine, Alby and just as old :D

And she only comes once a year! :lol:

<sigh>As above Joe :D </sigh>

But I alway thought that it was ............
" a birthday comes but once a year..... I bet your glad your not a "birthday" :D
 
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