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Great big rear spoiler!!
 
Side pipes are a must, as it "flames" coming from the arches.
A power bulge in the bonnet to look like you have a meaty set of Webber's in there.
Extra wide wheels with low profile tyres.

Oh and don't forget the furry dice :thumbs:
 
Can't forget the bean tin exhaust. Oh and racing stripes with a shopping list down the side of parts you don't own and can't afford. They alone will add an extra 50bhp :D
 
If your going to do it :P

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But NO POWERED BY FAIRY DUST STICKER!!!
 
Has it got a wireless?
 
You could give at suspension lift or go the other way and slam it.
 
Endless possibilities for the aerodynamic basket.
 
How about a number 53 sticker, on the hood, with red, white and blue stripes, front to back/

It seemed to make Herbie go faster anyway :D
 
21" rears with rubber bands instead of tyres? 12" stretch on the wheelbase? 24V conversion? Sod it, lob a V8 into a trailer and connect that to a generator and run it off mains voltage!!!
 
Cobra said:
How about a number 53 sticker, on the hood, with red, white and blue stripes, front to back/

It seemed to make Herbie go faster anyway :D
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Now that I like. :D

Nod said:
21" rears with rubber bands instead of tyres? 12" stretch on the wheelbase? 24V conversion? Sod it, lob a V8 into a trailer and connect that to a generator and run it off mains voltage!!!
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Didn't understand a word of that but it sounds great! :lol:
 
Cobra said:
How about a number 53 sticker, on the hood, with red, white and blue stripes, front to back/

It seemed to make Herbie go faster anyway :D
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Then don't forget a teeny little dash mounted vase for a daisy.
 
Can you get the "vroom" box they fit to some BMWs (to make them sound better to the occupants) as a stand alone unit? If so, whack that through a small PA system...
 
Needs to be slammed, deep dish alloys with stretched tyres. Jdm exhaust would be useful as well.

Oh and some World Cup flags, you know they are loved on here :)
 
dejongj said:
Oh and some World Cup flags, you know they are loved on here :)
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Don't give him idea's Jp, he keeps hanging them up in the staff room,
we take them down and hide them, but the next morning, as if by magic, they are back again :(
 
I reckon a 600cc Honda engine with a nitrous conversion would fit under the seat.
You may have to upgrade the brakes - and a few other things.
 
you need to find a way to fit a spoiler off a sierra cosworth, some 'vileside' body kit, the back lights off a lexus and m3 mirrors - and remember if its not scraping it isn't low enough ! (you might also want to add a classy sticker saying " no fat chicks")

then you need to pm me your address so I can get the first SFS mobility scooter on barry boys
 
big soft moose said:
you need to find a way to fit a spoiler off a sierra cosworth, some 'vileside' body kit, the back lights off a lexus and m3 mirrors - and remember if its not scraping it isn't low enough ! (you might also want to add a classy sticker saying " no fat chicks")

then you need to pm me your address so I can get the first SFS mobility scooter on barry boys
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Ahh Barry Boys lol. Not been on that for a while. Might head on it tomorrow for a good laugh lol
 
Some years ago, a mate of mine obtained a blue (?AC?) invalid carriage. He also had a Kawasaki Z1300 engine. A wedding was planned but never came to fruition. I reckon a Hyabusa engine would be a much better fit in one of those old ICs and packs a much bigger punch!
 
Nod said:
21" rears with rubber bands instead of tyres? 12" stretch on the wheelbase? 24V conversion? Sod it, lob a V8 into a trailer and connect that to a generator and run it off mains voltage!!!
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fabs said:
Didn't understand a word of that but it sounds great! :LOL:
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Not sure what is worse, that fact you didn't understand it, or the fact I did! :nailbiting:

Anyway, I think you should get @cowasaki and @MWHCVT to help you to one of these

...or go even bigger and take the car with you with this :D
 
Yv said:
Not sure what is worse, that fact you didn't understand it, or the fact I did! :nailbiting:

Anyway, I think you should get @cowasaki and @MWHCVT to help you to one of these

...or go even bigger and take the car with you with this :D
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If god forbid I ever breed, I'm getting my kid one of those little Landies, I'm sure my brother in law could build one with the spares for his truck that he has upgraded to bigger parts :LOL:

Though I guess my love of the landies was revealed the other day with that wonderful set you posted on the book face

And that truck oh is don't want that, I NEED that in my life, I really would consider getting a chopper style trike a la what Billy Connelly used to go around on
 
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Yv said:
This one is Sinclair C5, but I reckon you could apply the same idea to an M-Scooter :D

Though frankly, I see future trips to Whipsnade could be far better done like this - Marc on the front of course, Chris and I behind :whistle:
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LOL at the "Monster" C5 :D

And of course Marc JUST NEEDS the chauffeur hat to go with it ;)
 
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