Blimey, what's up with you lot? Has Hayley nicked your sweeties or something? CC at £9 per month - less than three pints per month, to put it in language that you may understand - with LR thrown in and free upgrades, is an absolute bargain. None of you have ever bought something you want rather than need? You have the cheapest watch you can get? A basic car? You don't waste money on pointless luxuries like a big television or a fancy phone?
Hayley, CC is the best editing package in the world for the money. I use perhaps 10% of it's capability. It came with LR, which I don't use because the CC RAW processor does more or less everything that LR does, is less clunky, and has a rather nifty perspective tool which gives me much enjoyment. Like any other tool, it's a tool. To get the best from it, you need to work at it. As with any aspect of photography. Get it, enjoy it, and ignore the childishness.