Well, that went "Whoosh"
Aha I got it second time around. I took it too literally.
Well, that went "Whoosh"
*Yawns* at the feminist v man posts!..so 90's...we live in the 21st century now and all fully understand that women are allowed out of the kitchen at weekends to take selfies with their rolling pin...move on![]()

Just a min.. Martyn are you saying woman are allowed out of the kitchen????? i wasn't told this bit of information... i must enlighten my other half.![]()

Rolling pin is a must to bash you men over the head with!![]()
That will explain i have always got something in my hands..![]()
Oh!...I do love a forceful, dominating woman![]()
Hopefully a mans neck to wring it..![]()
Haha! you do realise your going to get abused don't you![]()

Madame T and her camera straps....
Looking forward to your new website
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Well this thread took a humorous turn for the better!![]()
Man abuse is always humorous![]()
Until we go blind...
I'm not sure we want to know that!![]()
just don't be taking any pictures of it please.....I spend some time abusing myself...
And certainly not in a slanty high looking down angle.... it's very slutty don't you know!![]()

...only if there is significant cleavage![]()
I spend some time abusing myself...
I now need to rinse my brain out.