Pervy Postman

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Was just about to jump in the shower (having a leisurely morning as it's my day off :) ) when the doorbell rang. Ran downstairs in my nightie as I thought it may be the postie with my 7 day shop order of stuff I need for college tonight. He couldn't keep his bloody eyes in his head :embarrassed: he then started up a conversation, whilst staring at various bits of my body :gag: I feel violated :lol:

Must buy a longer nightie :lol: :nuts: two minutes later and I might have been naked :eek: (I mean getting in the shower, not undressing for the postman). I'm just digging myself into a very deep hole here so I'm going to take my shower now....
 
minimeeze said:
Was just about to jump in the shower (having a leisurely morning as it's my day off :) ) when the doorbell rang. Ran downstairs in my nightie as I thought it may be the postie with my 7 day shop order of stuff I need for college tonight. He couldn't keep his bloody eyes in his head :embarrassed: he then started up a conversation, whilst staring at various bits of my body :gag: I feel violated :lol:

Must buy a longer nightie :lol: :nuts: two minutes later and I might have been naked :eek: (I mean getting in the shower, not undressing for the postman). I'm just digging myself into a very deep hole here so I'm going to take my shower now....
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I think you need it you filthy young lady! Fancy opening the door half naked :lol: :lol: That'll teach you for getting frisky last night :D
 
Jonnyreb said:
I think you need it you filthy young lady! Fancy opening the door half naked :lol: :lol: That'll teach you for getting frisky last night :D
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I wasn't half naked - no more naked than if I'd been wearing a vest top and shorts :p And i wasn't frisky last night.... you just imagined it. Must've been all that talk of sapsuckers and swallows that went to your head ;) :p
 
OOh Min ... maybe you should have asked him if he'd like to come in & wash your back, the cheeky devil! ;)

Where I used to live the postie was a hunk.
He was always in shorts no matter what the weather, always tanned & super toned, & boy did he have an eye for the ladies ... all the women used to open the door in their nighties, no matter what time he arrived ;)
But as he worked his way through the near by addresses, a rumour to began circulate that the his package was very small & all his deliveries 2nd class... so I never did bother with the Janet Reger myself!

Postie here is a git.... Im hoping to catch him tomorrow... he's just delivered my nail mag and as per usual he has a nasty habbit of folding it in half and scraping it through the letterbox, tearing the cover along its length!
It wont be my nightie he'll be seeing tomorrow... might see a few stars though!
 
apologies for being stoopid but what is ttiwwp?
i know btw and ffs, imho...but not this one:shrug:

Our postie is a lady, she is nice and friendly but looks like mrs swartzenegger!:)
 
We know a song about a pervy postman don't we children!? :)
 
Min are you sure it was a delivery from 7dayshop & not 7daystrumpett :lol: :lol: :lol:
Paul
 
Min

I would suggest a strongly worded letter to the CEO of Royal Mail asking for this wretch to be removed from his position.



I can apply for the job then :woot:
 
Me in my nightie first thing in the morning is NOT a pretty sight!
 
me in a post office uniform isn't gonna much better.......so we'll call it evens :D

just need to find the address for aldershot post office now :)
 
blimeh

all these bloke who want to see me in a dress.......... :cuckoo:
 
Well Id love to oblige but DF threatens me with the ban hammer all too often, so Ill pass if you dont mind fellas.
Anyway ... tis not a pretty sight ... DF & Matty in co-ordinating pink dresses ... dont sit at all well with the TPF fleeces & Beanies, I cant tell you!:shake:
 
InaGlo said:
Well Id love to oblige but DF threatens me with the ban hammer all too often, so Ill pass if you dont mind fellas.
Anyway ... tis not a pretty sight ... DF & Matty in co-ordinating pink dresses ... dont sit at all well with the TPF fleeces & Beanies, I cant tell you!:shake:
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When you put it like that I see your point, just having a crazy moment :cuckoo: Sorry
 
dunno.............would you care to enlighten us?

Does said advert show min in her flimsies :D
 
Well I have don't have nuts - not crunchy ones anyway :lol:
 
Ive searched for the ad but cant find it, but it portrays an older lady with spindely legs in her nightwear answering the door to the postman...shes wearing pop socks and fluffy slippers and has a lady type moustache .....(sorry minimeeze..I know you dont have one...gulp, and you probably aint even an older lady)...... but she says to the postie "wanna come in for some breakfast johnny?" and he spots the crunchy nut cerial on the table and says "Yeah I do" and hes in, it is very funny and just goes to show that crunchy nut cerial is definately the top cerial for randy postmen:) .

has no one else seen it...could I be imagining it?
 
has no one else seen it...could I be imagining it?[/QUOTE said:
I remember this advert too Paul, very funny!

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phew thanks Dalton, I was getting kinda worried, ive been running up the stairs alot lately and forgetting what I went upstairs for...standing on the landing scratching my head..:bonk:
 
No worries mate!

And I know the feeling about the memory loss.

I (quite often) will be mid-conversation with someone and as they are speaking I will think of something to say - by the time they have finished talking - I have clean forgotten what I was gonna say!

Happens to us all at some point I guess.

:lol: :lol:
 
paulc said:
Ive searched for the ad but cant find it, but it portrays an older lady with spindely legs in her nightwear answering the door to the postman...shes wearing pop socks and fluffy slippers and has a lady type moustache .....
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:eek: :'(



..... but I don't have any fluffy slippers :p :lol:
 
I know the ad you mean.............. she is :gag: and the postman isnt much better!! :D
 
My postie has a moustache - and she's very friendly:) (the postie, not the moustache!)
 
LOL

My postie, Nick, is quite a short guy, married with no kids, probably about 40 ish.
Every year he enters the London Triathlon, and practices locally, swimming in a freezing reservoir on a local farm after his round..... and does the triatholon, raising money for the special care baby unit at our local hospital. :)

In our last parish magazine it said....he was now thinking he should be giving up such things at his age, so this year he wouldnt be doing the Triathlon........................................... instead he'd be going down to Exmoor and doing Ironman UK instead!!!

Swim 1.2 miles, cycle 56 miles,, run 13.1 miles! For the neo-natal baby unit again!

What a postie!! :thumbs: :woot:
 
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