Sod the banana. Get her a tin of polish, duster, Marigold gloves and a hoover. Wimmin like that sort of stuff!!
I've never known someone to speak such silliness until you!![]()
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The inimitable Brash, not sure what I find the most disconcerting your comments or the fact they make me smileSod the banana. Get her a tin of polish, duster, Marigold gloves and a hoover. Wimmin like that sort of stuff!!
I know where I'd shove the damn duster...I speak the truth and you know it!!![]()
Don't fight it, enjoy it. There are few enough reasons to smile these days so if I can cause someone to crack a smile every now and then, my presence on this earth is not wasted.The
The inimitable Brash, not sure what I find the most disconcerting your comments or the fact they make me smile.
....and I'd reciprocate the actI know where I'd shove the damn duster...
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....and I'd reciprocate the act![]()
I've never known someone to speak such silliness until you!![]()
Sent from Button Moon.....

Keep watching T. He's going to be in some serious trouble once Mrs Brash wakes from her coma.![]()
Come on guys.....she wants and ORANGE banana!![]()
every girl loves a man who gives a big banana to play with (link may be a little NSFW)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bad-banana-...on_Figures&hash=item48671bc7b2#ht_1515wt_1001
I hope he's gonna take his boots off and no go stamping all over "everything"See post 16.
Keep watching T. He's going to be in some serious trouble once Mrs Brash wakes from her coma.![]()
...... Either that or she really does keep him right where she needs him, you know what guys are like 'thinking' they wear the trousers!
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What you need to consider is how she came to be in a coma in the first place![]()

What you need to consider is how she came to be in a coma in the first place![]()
Your not been working her hard enough,you've not been letting her watch daytime tv ?![]()
I put her out to work during the day so she doesn't see much TV. Songs of Praise on a Sunday before I let her have her weekly bath if she's behaved during the week.
No, she's never read any of your posts![]()
Nice one,i find that daytime tv can give them idea above their station![]()
Living with you must be sufficiently mind-numbing :sleep:![]()
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Yup. They'll be after the vote next![]()
If you find one you'll have to tell her that you followed the carnival around the country trying again and again to win it for her, you can't admit to just spending cash you have to pretend to put effort in![]()