Only in Norfolk

Makes sense to me (and I'm NOT from Norfolk!)
 
The red sign across the road say 'Road Ahead Closed'

But it isn't :oops: :$
 
Might be - sometimes! The road at the bottom of the hill up to the g*lf club was allegedly closed for a month a few weeks back but was only actually impassable for 1 day.
 
Among our g*lf group, a score of 6 is called a Norfolk Handful!
 
I was playing with my boss and the company CEO one day.
The CEO tee’d off and the ball majestically found it’s way into the trees on the left.
The CEO was well miffed to say the least!
My boss says to him “You’ve got sh#t on your club!”
He checks the face of the club.
Whilst doing so, my boss says “No, the other end!”

His face was a picture…
 
Went to a folk gig once and a love song from Norfolk was introduced as being unique in featuring people from more family...
 
I was playing with my boss and the company CEO one day.
The CEO tee’d off and the ball majestically found it’s way into the trees on the left.
The CEO was well miffed to say the least!
My boss says to him “You’ve got sh#t on your club!”
He checks the face of the club.
Whilst doing so, my boss says “No, the other end!”

His face was a picture…


I have been known to put a pellet or 2 of bunny poop on my club head "for balance"...
 
Hilarious report from the local paper.
They actually have pits for the engineers - Wow! Whole families work there! Shame that they didn't clean and paint the place before the photographer arrived - the queen wasn't coming this week, obviously! I loved this one "When I first started, there was a bus to Norwich once every two hours - now due to demand, there's one up to every 15 minutes." Progress or what? :):rolleyes::ROFLMAO:
By the way, I actually live in Norfolk!!!
 
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