only hookers have condoms?

Wonder how you comes across this? Were you searching for prostitutes or condoms. :lol:

Jokes aside there losing the plot all together now.
 
When I was a kid - double bagging was a must not a crime.
 
Surely the way around this is to just carry one condom and wash it between uses! :lol:

(not something I ever thought I'd say on a photography forum!) :D
 
This is amazing; so what happens if I'm caught with 3 condoms; or worse yet, what if I have 24 :thinking:, does that mean I'm pimping :p?!




Please excuse my language, but there are no other ways to say what I've wanted to say!
 
it's nuts :S I mean you buy them in 3s - that means you can't get em home

and its always worth carrying spares :D
 
Wail said:
This is amazing; so what happens if I'm caught with 3 condoms; or worse yet, what if I have 24 :thinking:, does that mean I'm pimping :p?!

Please excuse my language, but there are no other ways to say what I've wanted to say!
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No, it means you're bragging! :p
 
david1701 said:
it's nuts :S I mean you buy them in 3s - that means you can't get em home

and its always worth carrying spares :D
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Maybe the answer is to carry two and wear one. Maybe the chemists over there have fitting rooms - after all, you want to be prepared for whoever you might meet on the way home; "Sorry I'm late, darling, I got waylaid!" :lol:
 
As the smallest amount you can buy is 3, I'm guessing that you have to use one in the shop?

They'll have a baby boom in 9-12 months time:lol:
 
wack61 said:
That means you're married and have just bought 2 years worth
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Once a month :eek:; damn, that's pityfuk to say the least.


goldenlight said:
Don't you mean a lifetime's supply? :thinking:
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Hey, what's going on behind my back that which I don't know about :suspect:


goldenlight said:
No, it means you're bragging! :p
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Actually, there were days, not long ago at all, when I'd be forced to go through 10 ~ 12 a day! Yup; it was painful, but they weren't used in the common practice.

I used to carry them in my pocket, and had a really nice crystal box on my office desk with a few in there too.

When a staff did a mistake which would cost the company serious £££; instead of getting upset, I'd just hand over one condom. It says what's yet to come :p. Needless to say, there were times when a whole box were thrown at me :razz:! I got known for the condoms in my pockets, and until now my friends & colleagues joke about that!

Yes, different flavours and designs were used to signify the different severity of the loss / damage!
 
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