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Ha ha.. went to a sandwich shop this Lunchtime, where basically they will create you any combination of sandwich / baguette etc.... alongside a stock "Menu" of favourites etc, one of which is Jarlsberg and Ham.

Lady in front: "Can I have a Jarlsberg and Ham baguette" (note the lack of please!) But instead of Ham, I want Salt Beef and instead of Jarlsberg I want Chedder."

I could not help but comment, "So you want a Salt Beef and Cheese sandwich then? (Odd combination????)

Bloke behind the counter - struggling not to laugh at my obvious wit.

Ladies best response to me... bearing in mind, guessing middle class and mid 50's... "F**k off"

At this point Bloke cracks up, I laugh, she gets her baguette and sods off..

Me to Bloke.. "Thought she was going to swap the baguette as well!"
 
the customer is always right .sounds like a nice lady and you have now got me drooling for a hot salt beef sandwich grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Lynton said:
Ha ha.. went to a sandwich shop this Lunchtime, where basically they will create you any combination of sandwich / baguette etc.... alongside a stock "Menu" of favourites etc, one of which is Jarlsberg and Ham.
Lady in front: "Can I have a Jarlsberg and Ham baguette" (note the lack of please!) But instead of Ham, I want Salt Beef and instead of Jarlsberg I want Chedder."
I could not help but comment, "So you want a Salt Beef and Cheese sandwich then? (Odd combination????)
Bloke behind the counter - struggling not to laugh at my obvious wit.
Ladies best response to me... bearing in mind, guessing middle class and mid 50's... "F**k off"
At this point Bloke cracks up, I laugh, she gets her baguette and sods off..
Me to Bloke.. "Thought she was going to swap the baguette as well!"
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The burning question here is did she swap the salt beef for the ham
or for the Jarlsberg? now that is weird :D
 
Haha, brilliant.
I'd have p!55ed myself laughing if I was there! :LOL:

BTW, was she a Northern, er..... `lady`?

"F**k off" up here is more of a greeting/thanks. :D :cool:
 
...they'd move their factory from Denmark to Norway?
 
So you took the P out of some lady and gave yourself and an assistant a good laugh by humiliating her.
And yet somehow she's the bad guy and you're Oscar Wilde!
Must admit if I was her and someone in the queue came out with some smart-arse bit of sarcasm I'd have found a way to express my feelings.
 
Skypilot said:
So you took the P out of some lady and gave yourself and an assistant a good laugh by humiliating her.
And yet somehow she's the bad guy and you're Oscar Wilde!
Must admit if I was her and someone in the queue came out with some smart-arse bit of sarcasm I'd have found a way to express my feelings.
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Or she could have had a sense of humor perhaps?! ;)
 
Lynton said:
Ha ha.. went to a sandwich shop this Lunchtime, where basically they will create you any combination of sandwich / baguette etc.... alongside a stock "Menu" of favourites etc, one of which is Jarlsberg and Ham.

Lady in front: "Can I have a Jarlsberg and Ham baguette" (note the lack of please!) But instead of Ham, I want Salt Beef and instead of Jarlsberg I want Chedder."

I could not help but comment, "So you want a Salt Beef and Cheese sandwich then? (Odd combination????)

Bloke behind the counter - struggling not to laugh at my obvious wit.

Ladies best response to me... bearing in mind, guessing middle class and mid 50's... "F**k off"

At this point Bloke cracks up, I laugh, she gets her baguette and sods off..

Me to Bloke.. "Thought she was going to swap the baguette as well!"
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So, you both exercised your right of "free speech" and she had the final say, which was short and to the point. As others have said, it wasn't any of your business to say anything, so the response was probably justified IMO.
 
I think Lynton should be applauded for being able to make the comment, I'd have probably already been helplessly rolling around on the floor with laughter.
 
Blimey - some have a serious sense of humour failure..........

If you read the opening sentence of the first post.. "they will create any sandwich", so why ask for x & y but swap x for a, and y for b?
 
Lynton said:
Blimey - some have a serious sense of humour failure..........

If you read the opening sentence of the first post.. "they will create any sandwich", so why ask for x & y but swap x for a, and y for b?
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A lack of a sense of humour & folk being `traumatised` by X,Y,Z comment/joke..... need to grow up! :p ;)
 
Lynton said:
Blimey - some have a serious sense of humour failure..........

If you read the opening sentence of the first post.. "they will create any sandwich", so why ask for x & y but swap x for a, and y for b?
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Exactly....dappy mare.
 
I would have told her to go f*** herself back...:banana:
 
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