One of the funniest websites I've ever seen.....

[Slimbert]

I must stress that this is very rude, and if you're easily offended then you really shouldn't click the link below.....it's absolute filth!! (you've been warned!)

However, if like me you have the mouth of a dock worker, then you're probably going to love this.....

http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

 

[pepi1967]

Oh jeeez i laughed so hard a little bit of wee leaked out.

 

[On the Huh]

Glad I'm not like you Damien.

 

[CT]

Literary genius.

 

[Cobra]

It's not one for the faint hearted that's for sure

 

[TriggerHappy]

That website is gold! Haha too funny!

 

[Lynton]

"sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory"..... going to have to remember that one!

 

[j07cmt]

I learnt some new words and I work in construction, and my Dad is an ex-steelworker!

 

[pepi1967]

"my bearded haddock pasty" was the line that made me choke lmao.

 

[specialman]

Very funny, although I'm also loving Bacon Ipsum and Samuel L Ipsum as someone who's got fed up of seeing Lorem Ipsum

 

[inaneredstripe]

Subtle, and very very very funny.

 

[leftcurl]

one slice toaster

 

[Dangermouse]

Thats just so right.........innit.........not

 

[Ebilpirate]

Wife and i in tears now.

 

[SpikeK6]

Brilliant

spike

 

[Kazz]

"soft shelled tuna taco"

"inserting a gerbil..."

 

[robhooley167]

"sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory"..... going to have to remember that one!

 

[Cobra]

"sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory".....

 

[Slimbert]

"I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop....."