One for the men:

if you leave the **** to last then you have a dirty arse when you go out.. its simple.. you dont want to end up having a **** in the shower now.. would you???
 
oh.. and i shave in the shower.. time is money..
 
1st: Poo. Clear the mind, let the shower be running hot, have a quick read.
2nd: Shave. Now fully able to concentrate.
3rd: Shower. Rinse off any surplus shaving foam and generally wash the bits you've used in activies 1 & 2.

As you or your mates are prone to cutting yourselves shaving (well that's what you implied), I reckon that you're all under the age of 19 and think, quite rightly, that us old farts hold all the knowledge you seek. Next question? Of course you hold a door open for a lady! Always, and you never form a judgement as to whether or not she is a lady.
 
**** then shower. Why waste time shaving - grow a beard!
 
tikkathreebarrel said:
1st: Poo. Clear the mind, let the shower be running hot, have a quick read.
2nd: Shave. Now fully able to concentrate.
3rd: Shower. Rinse off any surplus shaving foam and generally wash the bits you've used in activies 1 & 2.

As you or your mates are prone to cutting yourselves shaving (well that's what you implied), I reckon that you're all under the age of 19 and think, quite rightly, that us old farts hold all the knowledge you seek. Next question? Of course you hold a door open for a lady! Always, and you never form a judgement as to whether or not she is a lady.
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I rarely cut myself, but when I do the shower soothes it :)

But I am 19 and have only had to shave since I was 16 really. I don't really grow stubble. Yes I'm pleased about that, I hate shaving :p
 
In all seriousness, my morning routine:

Alarm, quite a bit of swearing, half-asleep shave, more swearing, quick dump, climb into trackies, go to gym, spend an hour or so trying to wake my self up by beasting myself, shower, into work, more swearing, 2 or 3 coffess, then finally I'm awae by around 10.
 
Shave while having a pooh - sink and mirror are next to the bog - and then wash it all away with a nice hot bath :D
 
Jimmy_Lemon said:
****, Shower, Shave - simple

(**** is poo fyi - wanted the alliteration)
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Agreed.

Who wants to sit on a cold toilet seat when wet, and wipe when wet :cuckoo:

Shower before shave as the heat opens up pores and relaxes your skin so shaving causes less irritation.

I'm lucky, at the moment my job is fairly relaxed so I only have to shave once a fortnight - shaving is the bain of man's existance
 
Uneducated_Rick said:
I'm lucky, at the moment my job is fairly relaxed so I only have to shave once a fortnight - shaving is the bain of man's existance
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Lucky sod. I have to shave daily. My face is in bits constantly :razz:
 
I guess you were all just a bit bored last night and tonight :shake:
 
Arkady said:
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Like most men (I suspect) I find the smell of my own farts strangely comforting...
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Er what?!.. Ok maybe...:lol:

Poo first or else you get that nasty feeling of wet bum.:(
Then shave in the shower...:lol:

And why only men? Women shave too... Oh I forgot, they don't poo! :p
 
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Uneducated_Rick said:
Agreed.

Who wants to sit on a cold toilet seat when wet, and wipe when wet :cuckoo:

Shower before shave as the heat opens up pores and relaxes your skin so shaving causes less irritation.

I'm lucky, at the moment my job is fairly relaxed so I only have to shave once a fortnight - shaving is the bain of man's existance
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Eugh, how do you get through that 5-6 day stubble point, the bit where it catches everywhere and starts to itch constantly.:(

I try and leave my stubble for a couple of weeks but I give up by day 6 every time, just feels horrible!
 
Amp34 said:
Eugh, how do you get through that 5-6 day stubble point, the bit where it catches everywhere and starts to itch constantly.:(

I try and leave my stubble for a couple of weeks but I give up by day 6 every time, just feels horrible!
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alcohol, if you don't wake up during day 5/6 its fine :D
 
I would have a poo in the downstairs toilet...

Then go upstairs to the bathroom have a shave then shower...

Geo..:)
 
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