One fact about yourself

[Hugh Jarse]

My names Keith and I am a fellow sufferer

You need to turn your back on the Lard.... Lettuce be the way

 

[ancient_mariner]

You need to turn your back on the Lard.... Lettuce be the way

 

[Byker28i]

got my ear pierced by a 5:56mm round

See - never use a colleagues shoulder as a rifle rest...

 

[footman]

got my ear pierced by a 5:56mm round

Most people would go to a jeweller for that but I suppose a fellow squaddie would do if one wasn't available.

 

[lugworm]

I drink petrol for breakfast. I get about 94 miles to the gallon.

 

[nikon.norm]

According to the BMI I would be the exact weight if my height was 9'3"

 

[Byker28i]

According to the BMI I would be the exact weight if my height was 9'3"

The body of a god - shame it's Budha