Old but funny ! :)

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This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.



Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.



Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.



Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.



Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.


Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
 
:)
 
hehe still makes me chuckle

(although looking at the thread title I thought you were talking about CT)

/runs
 
Well I never knew it wasn't true....yuo learn something new every day.
Still makes me chuckle though :D
 
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