Ok Boys Do You Eye Up Other Women ?

I fall in love for half a beat 1000 times a day. The radar is fine tuned :D
 
Jealousy is not an issue with me, if Jay looks so what, If a good looking bloke walked past I'd look, its each other we go home with ;)
 
I'm single as well, so as someone said earlier they're all fair game ;)

If your partner is that paranoid about you even looking at others, something needs to be done, to make her feel that's she is the (or 'your') special one!
 
Single or not? ... They're all fair game :D ... What's all this partner stuff about anyway? They should be at home cooking, cleaning, decorating and looking after the kids! That's their job ... :thinking:
 
My OH openly eyes up other women. I don't have a problem with it
 
Mark Anthony said:
I've always likened it to owning a supercar, if I was in a Lambo and a Ferrari pulled up next to me I'd still look at it, doesn't mean I want it though as I already have the car of my dreams.
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I once used that analogy when discussing the topic with my wife - except I said, "Just because you own a Ford Escort it doesn't stop you looking at a Porche." I've still got the bruises and walk with a limp!
 
It has been known for me to miss the occasional attractive woman as I walk down the street with my wife, in which case she will point me in the right direction with such comments as "she's got a rather large pair ..." :D

Looking :thumbs:, touching :bat:
 
Splog said:
Single or not? ... They're all fair game :D ... What's all this partner stuff about anyway? They should be at home cooking, cleaning, decorating and looking after the kids! That's their job ... :thinking:
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Now, which part of Earth you living in :thinking::p
 
i've reached the age where it's deemed acceptable to look at younger women with a degree of sympathy from them.

I was out with my wife a couple of weeks ago and a stunningly beautiful girl of about 25 was walking towards us, the sort that makes middle aged men go all gooey at the knees.

As we passed she clocked me looking at her and smiled at me, not the kind of smile I may have got when I was 30 but the ahhh sympathetic sort.

My wife couldn't stop laughing :(
 
Wail said:
Now, which part of Earth you living in :thinking::p
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Your right! how stupid of me ..... I forgot to mention doing the gardening and washing the car ....:thinking:
 
wack61 said:
i've reached the age where it's deemed acceptable to look at younger women with a degree of sympathy from them.

I was out with my wife a couple of weeks ago and a stunningly beautiful girl of about 25 was walking towards us, the sort that makes middle aged men go all gooey at the knees.

As we passed she clocked me looking at her and smiled at me, not the kind of smile I may have got when I was 30 but the ahhh sympathetic sort.

My wife couldn't stop laughing :(
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I was waiting in hope for someone to post something of this nature so that I can put-up the link to this part of the movie "Under Suspicion" ...

Fast Forward to the last 30 seconds of this clip / part (8/10) ...

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... and the first 1 1/2 minutes of this 2nd clip / part (9/10) ...

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Splog said:
Your right! how stupid of me ..... I forgot to mention doing the gardening and washing the car ....:thinking:
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You keep missing out on many other stuff! What about running the hot water, taking my shoes off, fetching my slippers, ... and grooming the new-harem recruits :rules:
 
Wail said:
You keep missing out on many other stuff! What about running the hot water, taking my shoes off, fetching my slippers, ... and grooming the new-harem recruits :rules:
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Nah! ... I'm not that lazy! ...... But I do like the sound of the Harem recruits. :D
 
goldenlight said:
I once used that analogy when discussing the topic with my wife - except I said, "Just because you own a Ford Escort it doesn't stop you looking at a Porche." I've still got the bruises and walk with a limp!
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I use something similar
"I always look when a Porsche goes by but I couldn't afford one of those either" :D
Me? I never look at other women, nor to chat or flirt with them.


Snakes on the other hand are known for their forked tongues, right?
:D
 
Why have Beefburgers when I can go home for Steak :D
 
From the Daily Mash
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/oglers-to-stop-denying-it-201007082889/


MEN who surreptitiously leer at attractive women must 'come out', it was claimed last night.


'What? I though it might have been a woman I used to work with'
Research by the Institute for Studies found that unconcealed 'open ogling' is marginally less pitiful than trying to pretend there's something fascinating in a shop window which just happens to be behind some breasts.

Dr Emma Bradford said: "Ogling is a condition which affects all men above the age of about 33, which is when they start to become pathetic.

"Ogling is inevitable. But don't try to pretend you 'thought you saw a heron on that roof' or had momentarily glazed over while ruminating on Proust. It makes it worse."

Ogling techniques include:

'Metro peepover' - a stare over a free paper commonly practised on public transport.

'Car blanche' - when a male driver feels he can get away with a prolonged lascivious gaze because he might be looking for a turning.

'The Kestrel' - where after passing a potential oglee on foot the ogler's head swivels back through 180 degrees.

Roy Hobbs, a 48-year-old ogler, believes his marriage has vastly improved after he agreed to dispense with his flimsy excuses.

He said: "It's brought us closer together and I can now openly refer to the living room window as 'the portal to Boobalonia'.

"I'm allowed 20 minutes of dedicated ogle per day, while my wife has sex with the builder."

He added: "Try not to hate me. As a middle-aged man I am like Frankenstein's monster, a thing that corrupts all beauty and is doomed by its very nature to be reviled.

"I deserve your pity. And then perhaps a quick shufti at your fun bundles."
 
I make no excuses what so ever! I just enjoy what comes along, what goes by, and what's hidden behind the shrubs. I make it clear and obvious that I enjoy good looking women, cars, writing instruments, and rugs.

Sadly, my life will be over before I've had the chance to experiment with the best of the lot that God has created, but such is life :shrug:

Runs off to my own personal harem .... :exit:
 
Byker28i said:
Dr Emma Bradford said: "Ogling is a condition which affects all men above the age of about 33, which is when they start to become pathetic.
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Dr Emma Bradford is OBVIOUSLY an idiot, because it starts WAY before the age of 33. ;)
 
Elastoman said:
It has been known for me to miss the occasional attractive woman as I walk down the street with my wife, in which case she will point me in the right direction with such comments as "she's got a rather large pair ..." :D

Looking :thumbs:, touching :bat:
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And I was starting to think I was the only woman who's points out the totty. Relationships only work when there is trust. He's going to look anyway so I may aswell help him find the best views! It's become a bit of a game actually.
 
We were out walking with the dog on a footpath through some woods last week, a female jogger came running towards us with a tight top on but not enough support, by the time she reached us I was completely hypnotised

A quick OI bought me round though :D
 
Dean Wil said:
Im allowed to look, but not touch.

Truth is i dont even bother looking, ever. I dont see the point, simply because i find my girlfriend much more attractive than ANYONE else that i will see out and about ect.
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There speaks someone whose girlfriend knows his passwords.
 
Just because you are on a diet doesnt mean you can't look at the menu!
 
CT said:
Any man who doesn't look at other women swings the other way or he's resident at the undertaker's. :shrug:
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:thumbs:.......:lol::lol::lol:
 
We're both allowed to look, she also looks at girls too which is great! However she used to have a habit of remarking about every good looking guy she saw which i made soon come to an end haha.
 
i can look, no touch..

she loves going on about Richard Hammond and Gerard Butler, but as soon as i mention Fergie from Black Eyed Peas or want to watch Indycars for Danika Patrick she's not a happy bunny lol
 
Neil_C2 said:
she loves going on about Richard Hammond and Gerard Butler, but as soon as i mention Fergie from Black Eyed Peas or want to watch Indycars for Danika Patrick she's not a happy bunny lol
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While I can certainly understand the appeal of Danica, you only ever get to see her crash helmet!
 
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