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we have a Cavalier King Charles called Molly, yesterday I walked the kids to school, on the way back we go through the woods, there's a footpath with a stream running past it.

as we're walking along this dog comes the other way off the lead, 1/2 labrador 1/2 nutcase, it sees molly and starts bouncing about, play with me play with me.

Molly is terrified because this dog is 3x the size of her and completely manic, after a few seconds a woman appears, about 50 and petite

I'm ever so sorry, he's my sons dog , I let him off the lead and he took off.

she then grabs hold of his collar and tries to put the lead on, at this point he takes off pulls her off balance and she does the classic 3 stumbling steps, i'm falling, i'm not falling then she goes face first down the bank

luckily she stopped before she fell in the stream , I go down to help her up as I really thought she'd hurt herself, because of the way she landed I had to put my hand under her to lift her up,she's wearing a thick coat, 1/2 way up I suddenly realise i'm picking her up by the left boob :help:

I panic then think I can't just let go or she'll fall back in the mud so I get her up then let go

I'm sure that wasn't the day she was expecting, a nutcase dog, face down in the mud then felt up by a stranger :D
 
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Could have been worse...

Ok, I'm struggling to work out how.
 
I walk a crazy dog a few times a week for my neighbour - basically this dog (molly) jumps into the river and then cant get out, queue me stomach down on one of the rainest days of the year trying to pull a soggy labrador out of a river...

then this old guy with a walking stick appears and has to pull me and the dog out of this muddy streamy bank

of course as soon as molly got out, she shook dirty water all over me and this poor old boy

silly doggy! I keep her on her lead down by the river now!

Well done for helping the lady - she probably didnt begrudge you the boob grab ;)
 
At least you did not feel a right tit for helping her :shrug:
 
That made me giggle, thank you for cheering up a rather depressing morning :)
 
ChrisGaskin said:
i know i shouldnt have, but i just pepsied my monitor laughing... :thumbs: on the granny grope :lol:
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That could just be his new title.... off with "Jolly Nice Fellow" and on with "Granny Groper" .......... now Where's Marcel :thinking: :naughty:
 
That was rather amusing!! :D

One of those moments where you just don't know what to do at that moment, so continue!
 
You HERO ..........ya perv.........:lol::lol::lol:













Next time make sure its a buxom 20yr old:rules:
 
So anyway this friend of mine, (who incidentally is a transvestite)
was taking a stroll along by the river when a little yappy ball of fire sets
about HIS Lab.

In all the confusion that followed, He fell over the dog
And while laying helpless this chap rushed over to "cop a feel"



By the way "Ethel" says "she" will be there again on Thursday at the same time :thumbs:
 
Yet again I find myself spraying the monitor with tea.
Thanks for that :D
 
hashcake said:
Yet again I find myself spraying the monitor with tea.
Thanks for that :D
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There should be a warning that the "Out Of Focus" section can be detrimental to your monitor, keyboard and computer in general :lol:
 
Cobra said:
So anyway this friend of mine, (who incidentally is a transvestite)
was taking a stroll along by the river when a little yappy ball of fire sets
about HIS Lab.

In all the confusion that followed, He fell over the dog
And while laying helpless this chap rushed over to "cop a feel"



By the way "Ethel" says "she" will be there again on Thursday at the same time :thumbs:
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:D:D:D

Ahem!! What time would that be.
 
wack61 said:
we have a Cavalier King Charles called Molly, yesterday I walked the kids to school, on the way back we go through the woods, there's a footpath with a stream running past it.

as we're walking along this dog comes the other way off the lead, 1/2 labrador 1/2 nutcase, it sees molly and starts bouncing about, play with me play with me.

Molly is terrified because this dog is 3x the size of her and completely manic, after a few seconds a woman appears, about 50 and petite

I'm ever so sorry, he's my sons dog , I let him off the lead and he took off.
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I had to have a look to see if this was about our dog. 1/2 labrador 1/2 nutcase seems to describe labrador puppies perfectly.

Not sure my missus would want to be told she looks 50...
 
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