oh, good grief!

I'm not sending any this year!!!

I'm gonna lock myself away from it all and stuff my face on quality street :D
 
Bah humbug!!

:razz:
 
danny87 said:
Just wait for the first lights to go up :lol:
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There won't be very many this year, people will be too afraid to have any on on account of electricity costing more.
As for the early card thing, last week a ladyfriend had just recieved a Christmas Catalogue from 'Hampers'. Nothing unusual about that you may think . . . except this is for taking orders for Christmas 2009.

Jesus! :shake:
 
The following reasons/excuses can be used to get out of most Christmas traditions/activities....

1) "sorry, I'm skint, credit crunch y'know"
2) "Christmas decorations add to light pollution and that is sooo wrong, dahlink"
3) "Christmas card manufacture is leading to the depletion of the rain forest "
4) "Christmas has become little more than a celebration of capitalist greed, brother"
5) "I invested all my Christmas money with Fairpack last year"
6) "I invested all my Christmas money with Landbanki in Iceland this year"
7) "I do not want to offend any minority groups who do not celebrate Christmas"
8) "I am a tight git"
 
I'm gonna pretend i'm bankrupt and hopefully i'll get an xmas card from the government with £50 billion in it this year................
 
Flash In The Pan said:
The following reasons/excuses can be used to get out of most Christmas traditions/activities....

3) "Christmas card manufacture is leading to the depletion of the rain forest "
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That reminded me of an episode of this years apprentice where someone had the not so brilliant idea of designing a card to send to people to tell them about the depletion of trees and what effect greetings cards have on the environment.

I was absolutely ****ing myself:lol:
 
Monkey said:
That reminded me of an episode of this years apprentice where someone had the not so brilliant idea of designing a card to send to people to tell them about the depletion of trees and what effect greetings cards have on the environment.

I was absolutely ****ing myself:lol:
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:lol: that was a cracker...almost as good as the "Jewish" guy who went to the mosque to get the chicken blessed so that it would be kosher...:thinking::thumbs:
 
Christmas light already up here... suppose should be grateful they are not actually switched on !
 
Tis a bit early to send them! Buying yes, but not sending! :eek:

Not even made mine yet! :shake:
 
Ian D J said:
There won't be very many this year, people will be too afraid to have any on on account of electricity costing more.
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Funny you should say that, a guy on my delivery who normally decorates his house was up on his ladder and when I said I thought he was putting his lights up he said exactly that.
 
Ian D J said:
There won't be very many this year, people will be too afraid to have any on on account of electricity costing more.
As for the early card thing, last week a ladyfriend had just recieved a Christmas Catalogue from 'Hampers'. Nothing unusual about that you may think . . . except this is for taking orders for Christmas 2009.

Jesus! :shake:
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You can make snowflakes out of newspaper!!!!!!!!! Okay maybe I'm in a world of my own.
 
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