Oh Dear :(

[Steep]

Looks like it's going to last as long as it does

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...-winter-could-last-until-spring-2013021159228

 

[arclight]

That's a relief. It usually runs all the way through to Autumn. Hence the quote "Summer has set in with it's usual ferocity".

 

[simonblue]

I have noticed that the weather can change up to four time a year

 

[mark richards]

I didn't see any change in weather last year, it was all the f$&%Ing same.

 

[crofter]

Doesn't matter to me,we get six months winter and six months bad weather.

 

[Cobra]

Looks like it's going to last as long as it does

LOL where do they get these experts? and are they really paid to state the bleedin' obvious?

BRITAIN’S latest winter could last until it stops, experts have warned.

The Met Office is now predicting that spring will not arrive until the weather starts to warm up a bit and then stays like that for a while.

 

[ZoneV]

Daily Mash.

This one is funny too.

"ASTRONAUT Tim Peake has confirmed that his school’s careers advisor can stick his Boots application forms up his arse."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...aimed-astronaut-not-a-real-job-20151215104725

 

[arclight]

I have noticed that the weather can change up to four time a year

Four times a day in my experience.

 

[Penfold711]

Daily Mash.

This one is funny too.

"ASTRONAUT Tim Peake has confirmed that his school’s careers advisor can stick his Boots application forms up his arse."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...aimed-astronaut-not-a-real-job-20151215104725

Love the Daily Mash for its take on the news. My careers advisor at school was crap as well.

 

[Peter B]

Daily Mash.

This one is funny too.

"ASTRONAUT Tim Peake has confirmed that his school’s careers advisor can stick his Boots application forms up his arse."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...aimed-astronaut-not-a-real-job-20151215104725

Times have changed apparently, but still not a career for everyone. https://nationalcareersservice.direct.gov.uk/advice/planning/jobprofiles/Pages/Astronaut.aspx

 

[Cobra]

Times have changed apparently, but still not a career for everyone. https://nationalcareersservice.direct.gov.uk/advice/planning/jobprofiles/Pages/Astronaut.aspx

The money's not bad for a service engineer / cleaner but still not enough to get me up in one of those things

 

[Peter B]

The money's not bad for a service engineer / cleaner but still not enough to get me up in one of those things

Unsociable hours as well.

 

[Cobra]

Unsociable hours as well.

6 months away from home however .....................

 

[dejongj]

6 months away from home however .....................

Well yes you can't spent it. Wonder whether HMRC will class the provided food and lodgings as benefit in kind.

 

[Peter B]

OK, so clearly you guys would be more interested in being "Head of Fun"? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-35321909

 

[the black fox]

ever wonder about having a j.arthur in zero gravity ,the mind boggles

 

[Cobra]

OK, so clearly you guys would be more interested in being "Head of Fun"? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-35321909

Its Scotland, they need all the help the can get

 

[Cobra]

ever wonder about having a j.arthur in zero gravity ,the mind boggles

Only you Jeff, only you

 

[Cobra]

Well yes you can't spent it. Wonder whether HMRC will class the provided food and lodgings as benefit in kind.

Dunno, but at least you can get spaced out legally

 

[dejongj]

Dunno, but at least you can get spaced out legally

Oh that is a terrible joke ....

 

[Cobra]

Oh that is a terrible joke ....

Of course

 

[Garry Edwards]

Well, if we do get a lot of snow it will be a real problem for me - my car uses more fuel in 4 wheel drive

 

[dejongj]

Well, if we do get a lot of snow it will be a real problem for me - my car uses more fuel in 4 wheel drive

Think positive, you are on top of a big hill, think of all the fuel you'll be saving gliding down


Just realised my CR123A battery is dead and I have no spares Better offer to go shopping...

 

[Steep]

The poor dears

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...ay-hit-london-forecasters-warn-20160115105394

 

[dod]

Looks like it's going to last as long as it does

I almost fell for that when I saw it initially, THEN I saw the site it was posted on

 

[AJQS]

Thought this one was brilliant!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...companies-ripping-everyone-off-20160115105383

 

[OldCarlos]

Thought this one was brilliant!

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...companies-ripping-everyone-off-20160115105383

Very true

Tom Logan, from Hitchin, said: “If Ofgem is a watchdog, then it’s one that comes to you the next morning to say there were burglars in last night, they’ve completely cleaned out the whole house and it saw the whole thing but didn’t bother to bark.