Of sound bars and stuff

[big soft moose]

Softened the blow by delivering and setting up my old Iomega Limkstation Live 500Gb NAS for her exclusive use, some electric hair straighteners and a stick with a small rubber chicken attached on an elaticated string..... I am deffo on a promise later :-D

is that the promise that you can sleep on the sofa though

 

[big soft moose]

I've certainly met a few complete and utter tools in my time

and you handled them so well

 

[Hugh Jarse]

is that the promise that you can sleep on the sofa though

Won't happen for I a. worshipped and adored. Hang on...... ah that's better... she just fluffed my cushions while delivering apot of tea and some home made onion bhajis and veggie samosas. She hasn't dropped the chicken on the stick either...

 

[big soft moose]

...... ah that's better... she just fluffed my cushions ..

is that a euphemism ? if so too much info dude

 

[viv1969]

......She hasn't dropped the chicken on the stick either...

That post is just FULL of euphemisms

 

[big soft moose]

That post is just FULL of euphemisms

lol - she 'delivered a pot of tea' as well

 

[Hugh Jarse]

is that a euphemism ? if so too much info dude

King of my own Castle!

 

[Hugh Jarse]

lol - she 'delivered a pot of tea' as well

It was a listed benefit in the Thai Brides 'R' Us catalogue.....

 

[Cobra]

and a stick with a small rubber chicken attached on an elaticated string..... I am deffo on a promise later :-D

Now that bit is certainly useless without pictures

 

[Cobra]

It was a listed benefit in the Thai Brides 'R' Us catalogue.....

You to Eh?
I keep taking the mickey outta my mates Thai Bride, he is NOT HAPPY!

Neither is my mate if truth be told

 

[big soft moose]

yeah my mate says his thai bride isnt bothered by a small penis , he stil wishes she didnt have one though

 

[Hugh Jarse]

is that the promise that you can sleep on the sofa though

Hang on. I will just take take my feet pff her prostrate fom...... Nope I am required ipstairs later....... hmmmm eatly night

 

[big soft moose]

Hang on. I will just take take my feet pff her prostrate fom...... Nope I am required ipstairs later....... hmmmm eatly night

would that be for typing lessons

 

[Hugh Jarse]

You to Eh?
I keep taking the mickey outta my mates Thai Bride, he is NOT HAPPY!

Neither is my mate if truth be told

Got to be careful that my missus doesn't find out about her.....

 

[Gremlin]

Back to the original topic I reckon I must have a decent TV, got a Samsung smart TV that connects to the internet, but got a soundbar a while back because I heard good things about them TBH it makes little difference as I have the sound set up on the tv, rarely use it
It's a samsung one to match the TV and was about the same as you paid Chris so not a cheapy and collects as much dust as the cheap ones I bet

 

[Hugh Jarse]

would that be for typing lessons

Lots lof clack clack clack you mean ??? Damn phone is S4 mini and my saveloy fingers are too big....

 

[Cobra]

Back to the original topic I reckon I must have a decent TV, got a Samsung smart TV that connects to the internet, but got a soundbar a while back because I heard good things about them TBH it makes little difference as I have the sound set up on the tv, rarely use it
It's a samsung one to match the TV and was about the same as you paid Chris so not a cheapy and collects as much dust as the cheap ones I bet

LOL Mines not a smart TV and the sound bar really is an improvement.
But yes black is a great colour for collecting dust

 

[Gremlin]

Especially when it's fabric black
b****r though could have sold you mine cheap
Oh and it does have a sub woofer, blue tooth compaitble and a remote so all the bells and whistles

 

[big soft moose]

Black ? I'm disapointed i assumed you'd have one like this

 

[Cobra]

Especially when it's fabric black
b****r though could have sold you mine cheap
Oh and it does have a sub woofer, blue tooth compaitble and a remote so all the bells and whistles

b****r, could have got a bargain
It sounds like its exactly the same as mine too

 

[Gremlin]

b****r, could have got a bargain
It sounds like its exactly the same as mine too

well if you had said you wanted one
even have the box in the loft

 

[Cobra]

well if you had said you wanted one
even have the box in the loft

LOL Oh well

 

[viv1969]

Now that bit is certainly useless without pictures

Well, unless he's perfected the art of printing images from his own fetid little mind.....
Move along folks....nothin' to see here

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Well, unless he's perfected the art of printing images from his own fetid little mind.....
Move along folks....nothin' to see here

Fetid? Little Mind?

Was that necessary or should we just dig down and down? Personal attacks are not necessary.

S

 

[viv1969]

Fetid? Little Mind?

Was that necessary or should we just dig down and down? Personal attacks are not necessary.

S

Jeez.....did ya notice the smilies at all?

 

[Cobra]

Honestly boys and girls, get a room, or at least share your toys.

Now, don't make me come over there or they'll be tears before bedtime