oct 27th....... a dark day!

And I would say Cheryl is pretty well placed to make that judgement lol :D
 
A good kick in the clankers will do it quicker.

Although you don't get any tea and toast afterwards, so there's good and bad points to it :D
 
Well... tomorrows the day..... 8.30am..... the lone bugle player will be on the hill...... football teams will wear black armbands..... vera lyn will be playing on a grammerphone.....




All i ask is that a minutes silence be held......
 
Go local. All i felt was a funny "tugging" when they pulled the tubes out. Not pain more like the feeling you get going over a humped back bridge at speed in a car. I had two days off work because i could but was doing all manner of things at home. In fact if i remember rightly i was back "on the job" the next night.

General anaesthetic is for wimps with this.
 
ChrisGaskin said:
Well... tomorrows the day..... 8.30am..... the lone bugle player will be on the hill...... football teams will wear black armbands..... vera lyn will be playing on a grammerphone.....




All i ask is that a minutes silence be held......
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hee hee is that all you want holding?!? :nuts:
 
Should have gone for General. There's nowt soppy about not wanting to be in unnecessary pain :D
 
my hubby was in bosina on tour when i went to the doc's and booked him in for his...(we had talked about it) doc asks when i say he is back on the 31st ok doc says i can do it on the 4th.. great i say..he then askes for some details d.o.b i say 4th of whatever..doc then says i was a mean woman i'll do it on the 5th great i say it can be my birthday presant.. 7 days later he was back in bosnia. took him a while to talk to me again i have to say lol..but in all honesty he says it was a few days of discomfort. only problem he had was 4 months later i had to hae a major op that involved removing my womb...put we laugh about in now..
 
Are you guys getting it on the NHS or going private?

My wife & I want it done you see, but I've heard stories of major battles getting it on the NHS unless you already have kids.
 
Grendel said:
You're wife is getting it done too :eek: :help:




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:lol::lol:
:nono:

maybe I should have been a little clearer there... :suspect: :bonk:

(version 2)

We both think I should have it done
 
Yea. I'm going to have a go on the NHS but tbh I think I will end up having to pay the private fees.
 
It was about £400/450 last time I checked (last year) to go private.
 
Thanks, that isn't far off what I was expecting to end up paying. Will probably use next years April bonus :cuckoo: :lol:
 
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Geo..:)
 
Mine was on the Health and was within a couple of months of my first consultation with my own GP (another surgery in town runs the sizzle clinic). Done under local - no pain whatsoever during the procedure and very minor discomfort afterwards, easily controlled with Paracetamol or Ibuprofen. Scar now invisible (after 12 weeks) and the itching (razor rash!) has stopped as well - that was the ONLY real hassle of the whole thing! (Check with the surgeon how much actually NEEDS to be shaved - the leaflet said "the scrotal area" so I did and didn't really need to do all of it!

Had no problems getting it done, despite being married for only 2 1/2 years and not having any kids. Maybe being mid 40s helped convince them I knew what I wanted and my wife came along to the clinic consultation to explain that she was certain she doesn't want kids either.
 
Thanks Nod, that is really encouraging. We're in our mid thirties and are both adamant so there is hope yet!
 
Try googling scalpel free vasectomy nottingham and see what comes up. A mate had his done about 10 years ago and found the smell of barbecue a bit off puting but I was completely unaware of that! Maybe they use a fume extractor these days?
 
im sorry to say, it got cancelled 11th hour!

i was up at 6am strimming the hedge and reading them last rites. by 8.00am im about to walk out the door when i get a phone call from the surgery, telling me the doctors off sick. can we reschedule :bang:

And its really starting to itch now!
 
When i was about 7 I heard a sort of deathly cry coming from my Dad upstairs - my god it sounded like he was a lame animal or something - i asked mum what had happened and she sort of fobbed me off with something along the lines of 'i'll tell you when your older' so, being a right nosey child i asked my mum at the ripe old age of 14 - what was that cry about...

Turns out my Dad had got the snip (i think seven years of me stopped them from ever wanting children again!) and when he went in for his consultation, they told him either he could shave his own privates or they would do it for him from belly to thigh...

He decided to do it himself and spoke to my mum for advice, she said she would use Immac, as thats what she used on her legs and armpits...

so she gets him in the bathroom and thickly covers his balls and bits with Immac hair removal cream...

...Forgetting to read the bit that said 'Do not use on sensitive areas'

needless to say he howled, and she still made him leave it on for the full five minutes!
 
Nod said:
Try googling scalpel free vasectomy nottingham and see what comes up. A mate had his done about 10 years ago and found the smell of barbecue a bit off puting but I was completely unaware of that! Maybe they use a fume extractor these days?
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does that involve two bricks?
 
david1701 said:
does that involve two bricks?
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More like a red hot soldering iron and a crochet hook. Far less intrusive than the scalpel one (so I'm assured) with a quicker recovery and less scarring.

Does mean that at some point (and this goes for all types of vasectomy) you'll need to get a fresh (still warm!) sample to the lab - by 9 am.
 
Not by 9am, just Jack Bauer style....






("Within the hour") :p
 
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