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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards
his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"
"Well," she explained,"one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in
fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the
best.
I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."
settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards
his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"
"Well," she explained,"one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in
fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the
best.
I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my
friends call me Bubba."
Had forgotten that one, just wiping the coffee off the monitor 
