Now, I'm not actually saying that it is tonight.......

[Cobra]

You know, Game keepers across the country, hold an annual dinner dance.

The date of course is kept a close secret, or every poacher in the land would be
out filling their "game bags" with no fear of reprisals or even being caught...

The same applies to the Mods dinner dance of course....

The amount of RTM's has diminished quite dramatically tonight,
Everyone seems to be playing nicely,
no handbags at Dawn (poor Dawn, she really does go through it at times )

The Jaffa cakes have all been eaten, the coffee has all been drunk,
in fact the staff room cupboard is quite bare.......

so we are all off down the pub I trust that you will all behave yourselves while we are gone?

Now we are wondering what we should do with our spare time :shrug:

 

[Ricardodaforce]

Now we are wondering what we should do with our spare time :shrug:

Take some photos!

 

[big soft moose]

Now we are wondering what we should do with our spare time :shrug:

given the nearly equal gender split in the staff room the answer is of course , make baby mods

 

[Cobra]

Take some photos!

Well yes that would be possible if it wasn't pitch black and ****ing down

given the nearly equal gender split in the staff room the answer is of course , make baby mods

Oooo now there is a thought

 

[MWHCVT]

breading mods

 

[big soft moose]

Oooo now there is a thought

see the pink member may be getting some action tonight

 

[Cobra]

breading mods

So, round about June, we'll have a whole new batch,
Just like the Gremlins......

You can run but you can't hide

 

[Cobra]

see the pink member may be getting some action tonight

See Pete, its the quiet one's that you have to watch,
its no good huffing and puffing about how good looking you are,
how attractive you may be......

While you are out on the forums pontificating,
the quiet ones are beavering away

 

[Phil-D]

so we are all off down the pub I trust that you will all behave yourselves while we are gone?

Now we are wondering what we should do with our spare time :shrug:

You could explain to me how you get the line through the words like that ........

No......honestly......I really have no idea!

 

[Cobra]

Its like this [*s] insert text here[/*s]

But remove the * from the equation...

 

[big soft moose]

While you are out on the forums pontificating,
the quiet ones are beavering away [/COLOR]

so which of the moddettes has taken your fancy ?

 

[Cobra]

so which of the moddettes has taken your fancy ?

Its fighting them off that's the problem Pete
And of course everyone of the female mods is very cute

 

[Phil-D]

just testing

cheers, I'm easily pleased tonight

 

[mrgubby]

breading mods

Mods in breadcrumbs, mmmmmm crunchy

 

[Cobra]

just testing

cheers, I'm easily pleased tonight

Mods in breadcrumbs, mmmmmm crunchy

I missed that Mr G well spotted

 

[viv1969]

The mind boggles.
But as long as a good time is had by all......

 

[big soft moose]

Its fighting them off that's the problem Pete
:

ahh young cobra much you have learnt from wise moose - hit on all of them maximise chances of one not saying **** right off it does

 

[Cobra]

See Pete, its the quiet one's that you have to watch,
its no good huffing and puffing about how good looking you are,
how attractive you may be......

While you are out on the forums pontificating,
the quiet ones are beavering away

ahh young cobra much you have learnt from wise moose - hit on all of them maximise chances of one not saying **** right off it does

No Pete you missed the point entirely

 

[kelack]

Mods in breadcrumbs, mmmmmm crunchy

May get a little uncomfortable in the cracks and crevices though

 

[Cobra]

May get a little uncomfortable in the cracks and crevices though

As the Aussies say, She'll be right mate

 

[kelack]

lol

 

[Cobra]

lol

It means don't worry about it

 

[MWHCVT]

Well based on the two mods in the room the first baby will be called Kelobra

 

[Cobra]

Well based on the two mods in the room the first baby will be called Kelobra

 

[big soft moose]

or 'cack'

 

[kelack]

It means don't worry about it

Oh

 

[big soft moose]

No Pete you missed the point entirely

I didn't miss it mate, I was just ignoring it

when you've got female members sending you dirty pictures entitled "see what you're missing" then you've got room to brag (especially if you reply with photo crit )

til then you just keep studying the way of moose and remember to use the farce

and stop editing my 'king signature

 

[kelack]

And that's my cue to hit unsubscribe. Sorry Chris, you're on your own. My stomach is too weak to cope with those sort of comments like in the post above

Nunight

 

[Cobra]

I didn't miss it mate, I was just ignoring it

when you've got female members sending you dirty pictures entitled "see what you're missing" then you've got room to brag (especially if you reply with photo crit )

til then you just keep studying the way of moose and remember to use the farce

and stop editing my 'king signature

I got them too, see thats the difference between you and me,
you sent in crit, I sent in a little extra

You snooze, you lose

And would I mess with your signature?......
Really?....
(You got away light )

 

[Cobra]

And that's my cue to hit unsubscribe. Sorry Chris, you're on your own. My stomach is too weak to cope with those sort of comments like in the post above

Nunight

Hope the head feel better soon Kelly

 

[MWHCVT]

I got them too, see thats the difference between you and me,
you sent in crit, I sent in a little extra

You snooze, you lose

And would I mess with your signature?......
Really?....
(You got away light )

I just don't know why you had to CC the rest of us in on the photos you sent back to her I couldn't keep my food down for a week after opening that email I was nearly hospitalised

 

[big soft moose]

I got them too, see thats the difference between you and me,

yeah i'm married

and when I told her that she left and never came back

 

[Cobra]

yeah i'm married

So the man does have morals after all

I on the other hand have none

 

[MWHCVT]

So the man does have morals after all

I on the other hand have none

Morals just get in the way of the fun

 

[Cobra]

Morals just get in the way of the fun

Exactly

 

[big soft moose]

I just don't know why you had to CC the rest of us in on the photos you sent back to her I couldn't keep my food down for a week after opening that email I was nearly hospitalised

yeah I should have remembered that you'd get overexcited at the sight of a mostly naked female

 

[big soft moose]

Morals just get in the way of the fun

Exactly

I used to think like that , then I realised that marriage may be grand , but divorce is about a hundred grand

 

[MWHCVT]

Exactly

I think there is some work brewing somewhere for you tonight mate its all getting a little hormonal

yeah I should have remembered that you'd get overexcited at the sight of a mostly naked female

It was the thought of some time with the cute nurses that got me in hospital...just my luck my nurse was called Dave

 

[big soft moose]

I think there is some work brewing somewhere for you tonight mate :

just so he cleans the staffroom sofa afterwards

 

[MWHCVT]

just so he cleans the staffroom sofa afterwards

is he still not house broken...or is it an old age thing