Non-Smokers this is NOT the thread you are looking for...

Oooh! This is the thread where I can explain that I've never been a smoker - I only took up pipe smoking a few years ago as an act of civil disobedience - but most of my friends and lovers have smoked and they're much nicer people because of it!

What really gets me about non-smokers [there has even been a bit of it posted here] is the sanctimony! :wacky:
 
I've seen you sucking on a tab! Never seen you BUY any though!!! Some people smoke L&B, some B&H, you only smoke OPs...
 
OK! It's a fair cop! All my adult life I've smoked 15 or 20 ... a year!! Enjoyed every one too!

And I've done my share of buying! Time was, in the years befiore 24 hour shopping, when I knew every source of Marlboro after midnight!! :p
 
Yv said:
Can you imagine sitting around in a pub or restaurant with a middle aged man snorting powder off the back of his hand? :rolleyes: I would marry him just so I could divorce him on the strength of intolerable behaviour :LOL:
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Says the woman who takes whitener in her coffee rather than milk - so we sit in hotels while she takes a little plastic bag of fine white powder from her handbag! :rolleyes:
 
Yves Geza said:
OK! It's a fair cop! All my adult life I've smoked 15 or 20 ... a year!! Enjoyed every one too!

And I've done my share of buying! Time was, in the years befiore 24 hour shopping, when I knew every source of Marlboro after midnight!! :p
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Let me guess... In Bristol and with a Mars bar as well? :whistling:
 
Yves Geza said:
Oooh! This is the thread where I can explain that I've never been a smoker -
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It OK Jonathan, welcome to our little group. Well will help you over yourself denial.
You just need to say, "my name is Jonathan and I smoke tobacco
(I even shove it up my nose on occasions too :D )
 
ChasG said:
Of course if you follow this through to its "logical" conclusion,
how long before we are paying in excess of sick squid for one?
Its a damned conspiracy I tell ya! a damned conspiracy! :D

Can't happen as it was made illegal to sell singles a few years ago
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nah you can buy singles, those sweet smelling ones you get from....
 
Byker28i said:
nah you can buy singles, those sweet smelling ones you get from....
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If I follow your line of thought surely you mean rent?
 
Strappy said:
Is there any other sort of snuff and if so, do I want to know how that's ingested? o_O
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You might want to look up snus! ;) Which in the EU is only legal in its traditional home, Sweden :wacky:
 
Yves Geza said:
You might want to look up snus! ;) Which in the EU is only legal in its traditional home, Sweden :wacky:
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Every day's a school day! Still, eurrrgh. :puke: I'm glad I mainly smoked rollies. Still fancy one occasionally, though I'm not so keen on keeping a cough going for two weeks like I used to.
 
I smoked my first ciggy at the age of 8 it was a 555 that I had nicked out of my mums pack. We lived in Cyprus at the time and I went down to the bondu to smoke it with my mate from next door.

I bought my first pack at the age of 11, 10 number 10 for 16 1/2 p
 
@Cobra - Cluedo. Dr Plumb, in the back garden, with a bowl of Dunhill Aperitif ;)
 
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