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The Nikon Corporation of Japan has reported an explosion of sales of their D700 camera and the 3 lenses known as the Holy Trinity.
The CEO of Nikon has announced that all its factories will switch production to the D700 model and the 3 lenses and will work rotating 24 hour shifts over an 8 day working week in an attempt to keep up with demand.
Nikon sent a team of financial analysts to the UK to investigate the source of the sales surge which is believed to have started in Stockport.
A Manchester based photographer, named only as Alison B, a specialist in still life, particularly fruit including the humble melon, is suspected to have started the boom by launching a dawn raid on the stocks of a well known UK wholesaler.
The subsequent rave notices on the UKs leading photographic forum started a run on the products causing overnight queues at photographic retailers across the country whose shelves were emptied of the golden boxes.
The buying frenzy has been compared to the famous Primark millennium Blue Cross sale back in 2000.
Sellers on a leading auction site have been buying up stocks in the expectation of selling at huge profits. One seller said this will be the biggest earner since the Royal Mint forgot to put the date on 20p coins.
The Japanese government regard this Nikon Mania as the saviour of the Yen which has risen to an all time high against other major currencies and this has given Japan a tremendous export boom which has re-established the country as the worlds biggest exporter
In contrast, the sudden increase in UK imports has adversely affected the balance of payments, caused a run on the pound and has had a serious effect on the UK economy.
Following a recent meeting between the cabinet and the Bank of England, the British government has resigned and called a general election with immediate effect.
The British Premier has blamed the Stockport melon photographer for the demise of the economy and the downfall of the British government.
The Queen issued a statement saying that UK photographers should think twice before changing brands and to consider the implications before making the move.
Note. Characters in this story are fictional and any resemblance to actual people is purely co-incidental
The CEO of Nikon has announced that all its factories will switch production to the D700 model and the 3 lenses and will work rotating 24 hour shifts over an 8 day working week in an attempt to keep up with demand.
Nikon sent a team of financial analysts to the UK to investigate the source of the sales surge which is believed to have started in Stockport.
A Manchester based photographer, named only as Alison B, a specialist in still life, particularly fruit including the humble melon, is suspected to have started the boom by launching a dawn raid on the stocks of a well known UK wholesaler.
The subsequent rave notices on the UKs leading photographic forum started a run on the products causing overnight queues at photographic retailers across the country whose shelves were emptied of the golden boxes.
The buying frenzy has been compared to the famous Primark millennium Blue Cross sale back in 2000.
Sellers on a leading auction site have been buying up stocks in the expectation of selling at huge profits. One seller said this will be the biggest earner since the Royal Mint forgot to put the date on 20p coins.
The Japanese government regard this Nikon Mania as the saviour of the Yen which has risen to an all time high against other major currencies and this has given Japan a tremendous export boom which has re-established the country as the worlds biggest exporter
In contrast, the sudden increase in UK imports has adversely affected the balance of payments, caused a run on the pound and has had a serious effect on the UK economy.
Following a recent meeting between the cabinet and the Bank of England, the British government has resigned and called a general election with immediate effect.
The British Premier has blamed the Stockport melon photographer for the demise of the economy and the downfall of the British government.
The Queen issued a statement saying that UK photographers should think twice before changing brands and to consider the implications before making the move.
Note. Characters in this story are fictional and any resemblance to actual people is purely co-incidental
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