seriously..... don't feed the trolls.
He'll undoubtedly reply with "If you need to ask whether you need one, you don't need one".
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The only sensible answer I can give to this, is that a lens like the 24-70's only real advantages are optical quality, durability, and speed. In real life, practical use, as f99bokeh said, the results will be roughly the same no matter what lens you use unless you "pixel peep". Where his logic breaks down somewhat is when you factor in what you do with the images you take, so quality may not be required... If all you do is put images online, and never print them, then there's no real point in spending £1300 on this lens. If however, like me, you often exhibit, and print very large, then quality DOES become a factor... even for "real" photographers.
What YOU do may require quality... or it may not. Do you print big r need to display the images at full resolution? If not, then sharpness is probably not something to worry about.. However... there are other aspects to quality that are apparent at any resolution, such as contrast, flare control etc. However... the vast majority of hobbyists probably do not need to spend the £1300 actually. Leave durability out of the equation, and it's debatable whether most "real" photographers actually need it.
Durability speaks for itself. The 24-70 will not break unless you really abuse it. So if you get into the rough and tumble of press and sports... it may be a non-issue.
The other factor is speed. Having a zoom lens with a fast aperture allows more flexibility in low light without having to rely on higher ISOs.... but again, in reality, unless you need to do this to earn a living, going up a stop in ISO is not a deal breaker these days.. and also, again, if your images are never going to be printed beyond A4, it's an irrelevance.
The 24-70 has some downsides too. Weight. It's nearly 1Kg. Stick it on a D800, and you've got 2Kg around your neck. Do you need quality enough to put up with that?
f99bokeh just seems to be saying "you poor little amateurs don't need it". Depending on what he himself shoots of course, he probably doesn't need it either. As usual with blowhards.. no pics, no links... just attitude.