New Toy....

might just get one myself :thumbs:

wouldn't mind having a raccoon in the photocopier too :D
 
Murderer!!
 
The name alone makes me want to buy it.

This will be very useful as crane fly season approaches.
 
Some people have way too much time on their hands. Love em
 
I need one of those swatters to deal with unwanted callers at my front door.
 
Oh and the best flies to get are the tiny fruit flies as they're not big enough to bridge between two of the bars so it arcs and you get a big exciting spark :-)


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Even better when you break it to expose the two wires going to the mesh and add a second battery :D, not for use on flies though.
 
CaveDweller said:
Even better when you break it to expose the two wires going to the mesh and add a second battery :D, not for use on flies though.
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PMSL now there's a thought ;)
 
Bought one of these a couple of years ago and it's still going strong on the original batteries, unlike the cheaper ones we had.
 
I can imagine flies sitting around a campfire (or a pile of s***) telling each other horror stories of the fabled EXECUTIONER :runaway::nailbiting:
 
I have one of these.......Word of advise!!!!! Do not under any circumstances squash a fly on to a carpet or rug with this! You could well cause a fire!
 
Paddysnapper said:
I have one of these.......Word of advise!!!!! Do not under any circumstances squash a fly on to a carpet or rug with this! You could well cause a fire!
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...there speaks the voice of experience......:naughty:
 
The reviews for the 3 wolves t-shirt are quite amusing, but unlike other contributors to this thread I'm not going to provide a link. :P
 
DorsetDude said:
The reviews for the 3 wolves t-shirt are quite amusing, but unlike other contributors to this thread I'm not going to provide a link. :p
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spoilsport, go on ...............................just do it
 
And finally - who can forget the Classic - Penetrating Wagners Ring
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Penetrating...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1252944796&sr=1-1

Previous explorations of Wagner's vast Ring piece have been unfulfilling, but Di Gaetani is unafraid to thrust deeply and energetically into this dark and forbidding cavern. A highly satisfying exploration leading the reader to a positively biblical understanding of Wagner's Ring.

etc
 
The tin foil reviews are quite funny too.

"The other night when my wife went to bed I whipped out this huge roll of tin foil and wrapped all the furniture in it. I then got a marker and drew crease lines on my face and put on some old man clothes.
When she came down the next morning I pretended that it was 100 years in the future and that she'd been asleep all that time.
It was so funny, I wet myself laughing. Thanks to the tin foil I didn't dampen the sofa, double win!"
 
Reminds me of a restaurant 'review' I saw once, where the guy was talking about taking his girlfriend 'up the Oxo Tower' :ROFLMAO: :D
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Reminds me of a restaurant 'review' I saw once, where the guy was talking about taking his girlfriend 'up the Oxo Tower' :ROFLMAO: :D
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Is that some kind of Bistro then?
:coat:
 
Cobra said:
Is that some kind of Bistro then?
:coat:
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...oh dear :D

Its not somewhere id like to visit. Ive heard that they play nothing but Phil Collins tunes during dinner service, and the last thing I want is to be tucking into my starter whilst being serenaded with 'Gravy kind of love'...

:exit:
 
Nikon_Nick said:
...oh dear :D

Its not somewhere id like to visit. Ive heard that they play nothing but Phil Collins tunes during dinner service, and the last thing I want is to be tucking into my starter whilst being serenaded with 'Gravy kind of love'...

:exit:
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And she says "Take me home"
But you Say. "you can't hurry, love" :p
:D
 
Cobra said:
And she says "Take me home"
But you Say. "you can't hurry, love" :p
:D
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Could be worse, she might be an easy lover and he could get her home and in the mood but end up saying "I missed again"
Or she might be suffering from some dining related after effects: "In the air tonight"
 
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So, it appears that another thread has entered the Land of Confusion again. probably my fault. I just cant help myself. A joke here, a joke there and all of a sudden im In too deep. I promise though, that Against all odds I will beat this punning addction.

Right, enough chatter, im off to set up the Sussudio for my 3:00pm appointment.
 
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