Need to find a good home

[Steep]

My worst fears have been confirmed the wife is allergic to my staffie. I know this isn't a rehoming site, but could somebody please find it in their heart to help me out?

Her name's Anne and she's 44

 

[crofter]

 

[arclight]

My mother in law once told me that I thought more of my dog than her daughter. I told her that I thought more of my neighbour's cat than her daughter.

 

[simonblue]

Any photos,how is she with the housework & cooking

 

[jonbeeza]

We already have a staffie, and she is only ten

 

[Steep]

Any photos,how is she with the housework & cooking

Here you go m8, we've a dishwasher and she can use that if it helps?

View attachment 40431

 

[simonblue]

Here you go m8, we've a dishwasher and she can use that if it helps?

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Can she sing

 

[Steep]

Can she sing

Nope

 

[beyond the blue]

Wet cold nose? Does she cr@p on the carpet?

 

[arclight]

Wet cold nose? Does she cr@p on the carpet?

Only through the night.

 

[Mark twiglet]

Where in country are you and some pics and other info......

 

[Al1944]

Nearly choked on my digestive then! Made my day

 

[dejongj]

I think it is just time to it her down.

 

[Llamaman]

Staffie.

Your post said staffie.

I didn't read it that way the first time.

 

[Al1944]

 

[Mark twiglet]

Is the staffie having a mid life crisis?

 

[crofter]

I think it is just time to it her down.

Is that supposed to be English ?

 

[dejongj]

Is that supposed to be English ?

Read put for it Are you supposed to be an intelligent human being?

 

[crofter]

Read put for it Are you supposed to be an intelligent human being?

So,everytime you write "it", I read "put", gotcha,as long as I know.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

I wouldnt it up with put if I were you...

 

[Llamaman]

You it your left leg in, your left leg out,
In out, in out, and shake put all about
You do the hokey cokey and you turn around
And that's what put's all about

 

[crofter]

That's enough boys, we need to concentrate on how to recycle a wife.

 

[Mark twiglet]

Oh what....... I thought it was a 6 year old staffordshire bull terrier

 

[dejongj]

That's enough boys, we need to concentrate on how to recycle a wife.

Oi you started making fun of a foreign nationals typing skills.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Oh what....... I thought it was a 6 year old staffordshire bull terrier

I wasnt sure if you got the joke or not, and now im definitely leaning towards...not

 

[Mark twiglet]

I love staffies and my wife so no cant see the joke

 

[Llamaman]

That's enough boys, we need to concentrate on how to recycle a wife.

According to the mantra you should reduce and reuse her first.

Exactly what that means in this context, I don't dare speculate.

 

[Mark twiglet]

I love staffies and my wife so no cant see the joke

I even divided the 44 by 7 cos I thought it was doggie years

 

[Llamaman]

I even divided the 44 by 7 cos I thought it was doggie years

You're overthinking it.

 

[Mark twiglet]

Oh I get the joke