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Been suffering from severe man flu for a couple of days , it’s not the dreaded covid , it’s pure and simple man flu I don’t really need a cure for that though got all the tablets ,medicines etc .. what I need is something to cure the wife taking the piddle out of me as I lay virtually dying … HELP
 
I make a hot toddy from lemonade (heat in the microwave), honey and whisky.
The lemonade and honey are optional……..
 
Pint glass

Half fill with port
Add blackcurrent lemsip powder (other brands are available) (black current tastes way better than lemon IMHO)
top up with hot water

sip constantly and breathe in fumes until finished.

Note, don't have anything important to do after.
 
the black fox said:
Been suffering from severe man flu for a couple of days , it’s not the dreaded covid , it’s pure and simple man flu I don’t really need a cure for that though got all the tablets ,medicines etc .. what I need is something to cure the wife taking the piddle out of me as I lay virtually dying … HELP
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Go to bed, and don't get up except for a wee or to eat or drink meals, for at least a week.

That's what I did a couple of years back when I ended up with chronic Pneumonia (I wouldn't mind but it was right after having a Flu jab)
 
the black fox said:
what I need is something to cure the wife taking the piddle out of me as I lay virtually dying … HELP
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Duck tape cures a multitude of problems (y)
 
Well, if she's taking the poness, she's not worried so you'll probably live. It's when she takes your temperature, pulse and BP every 2 hours and asks where the will is that you need to worry...
 
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