I'm going to say Pink and catch 22, but I suspect it's wrong.
theres no-one quite like grandma ??

the song Ruth , the song ,i just thought it went something like there no-one quite like grandma , and if you dont get out of her chair she'ill kick you in the nuts and knock you the ****** out ,,anyway its your turn
Post #165 tells you you're correct...

You might want to take that back ruth - its Sisters of Mercy
I'm too much of a gentleman to name the track and make you go moon the market traders![]()
you keep you fantasies about my googles to youself
I just know the song - the next line is "two worlds and in between", something something "and mephedrine". you arent the only one with a decent record collection![]()


- what song have i mutilated here ?
)I'm wounded, i tell you, wounded
its my own music collection that tells me its lucretia, my reflection
are you going to wait til noon on market day , as doing it at 2am on a rainy thursday wouldnt be in the spirit of your bet![]()
Next is yours.
Moving swiftly on - ducking the flying teddies- what song have i mutilated here ?
" Standing on a corner, in Winslow Arizona, such a fine sight to see... Its Ruth my lord, in Scott's ragtop porsche, slowing down to take a look at me " ( The second line may not be absolutely faithful to the original)
Take it easy - eagles!
Oh that's Foreigner - Waiting for a girl like you ?
you da man joe
it ought to be 'its a girl my lord, in a flat bed ford, slowing down to take a look at me' - but i prefer my version
your turn
And despite the lyrics, you still let "the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy"![]()
I think I know who it is (and who it is) but I can't remember the name of the song.....
"Like a rat in a maze The path before me lies",
Its called "patterns" - but i can't remember who its by