Name a car

[realmofconfusion]

A friend of mine has just bought a new (for him) car and needs help naming it - I'm normally quite good at this, but I'm quite poorly at the moment puke so my brain isn't working to full capacity at the moment.

There are only three rules for this game:
1) You have to take the three letters from the registration plate and come up with a three word phrase for those letters.
2) The phrase must be silly, slightly rude or both.
3) If possible, use unusual or silly words.

For example:
MCT = Micro Cat Turbine
SVH = Slightly Vexed Herbivore
LMG = Lethargic Miserable Git
KLC = Kinky Love Cuffs

Your challenge (should you wish to accept it) is to come up with something for: RCN

 

[whitewash]

Really Crap Name

 

[inaneredstripe]

rancid crumbly nork.
race car not.
realy cute nipples.
rudolph cyan norbert
right cretin necrocomnicon.
realy creepy numpty.
rather cute norman.
roger carefull nanobots

i dont get out much.:|

 

[mrgubby]

Radio Controlled Nissan
Rather Catch Nymphos
Randy Cock Nibbler

 

[joxby]

Right Canon Nonce
Ruperts Cheesy Nibbles
Rubber Clap Nails.....dunno what they are, but I want a box of em.
Rolling Chunder Nuts
Rusty Creamed Noodles

 

[minimeeze]

rancid crumbly nork.

Randy Cock Nibbler

What are you two like???

 

[Toothie]

really cuddly nutcase
random cute noob
ready cum now
red condom needed
ready camera noaction

My step brother's first car was MLT or My Little Tit

Mine is JJZ suggestions welcome

 

[inaneredstripe]

sorry. rough upbringing.
jjz .,,,,,,,,.
juniors jizzy zing.
johnny joins zionists.
jumping jack zabonni

 

[mrgubby]

Jerrys Jumbo Zoo
Jemima Jones zootle
Jelly Jiggle Zip

 

[spannerdude]

You need to tell us the model and colour or else it will just be "Random Car Name".

The MKII Escort I built for my ex was UFW 993R.
Yes, that's exactly what I said when someone ran into the back of it..

 

[Toothie]

You need to tell us the model and colour or else it will just be "Random Car Name".

Sorry Its a blue Suzuki swift.

 

[realmofconfusion]

You need to tell us the model and colour or else it will just be "Random Car Name".

RCN is a blue Renalut Clio

 

[inaneredstripe]

u fw is obviously u fat wa........ then . sorry

rcn renaults cool NOT .

 

[inaneredstripe]

ny old landrover had YYY in the reg. i bet you a large tom jones you cant guess what we called her.

 

[Ladybird]

OK, I'd go for . . . . RC (RaCey) Nympho ???? sorry,

 

[Borats Baby]

You lot are all sick !!

You name your cars ???

 

[Ashers]

Rub Cock Nicely?

 

[Ladybird]

I called my car 'Charlie' after the Italian Job, (it is a mini after all!)

 

[Marcel]

Slightly OT, My car's called Vera (Nothing to do with Coronation Street, but youd think the opposite, looking at my avatar )

 

[mrgubby]

Is that because it veras to the left and veras to the right ???

 

[Marcel]

That actually made me chuckle out loud