My Favourite Headline of the Year (so far)

[Mountkeen]

Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken

(Central Somerset Gazette)

BTW, past headlines from this local paper include:

"Woman dressed as vagina stops street fight between penis and man in Glastonbury"

""Attention dipstick". Bad parking vigilantes take to leaving passive-aggressive notes in Wells"

"Bomb squad called in after melon blown up at Cheddar Gorge"

I live here! This is the sort of hell I have to put up with all the time!!!!

 

[Nod]

Probably in the same "news"paper group as the Express and Echo (aka the Excessive Error) who once ran the headline "Duck run over in Crediton High Street". Do rather like the idea of the street fight being broken up though!

 

[Tigger.ufo]

WTF!!!!!! (from last year)

20141106_121907 by , on Flickr

 

[Cobra]

WTF!!!!!! (from last year)

Obviously suicide, as they never go anywhere without a Porpoise

 

[BruceMo]

Drive-by yoghurt attack on crochet teacher's haberdashery leaves her shaken

(Central Somerset Gazette)

BTW, past headlines from this local paper include:

"Woman dressed as vagina stops street fight between penis and man in Glastonbury"

Just imagine if her name was Fanny and the mans name was willy or Richard.... Newspaper headline heaven

 

[Mountkeen]

WTF!!!!!! (from last year)

20141106_121907 by , on Flickr

.....and what is life without porpoise???

 

[Mountkeen]

But then.................there's this.....

Morrisons Shopper Finds 'Ham And A Pubic Hair' In Raspberry Turnover

 

[Nod]

Cobra likes ham and pube raspberry turnovers!!!

 

[AndyB1976]

Leonardo DiCaprio greets Pope Francis in Italian and kisses his ring during meeting to discuss the environment at the Vatican .

Your Holiness, thank you for granting me this private audience with you,' DiCaprio said in Italian as he arrived in the Apostolic Palace and kissed the pope's ring.

from
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ellow-green-campaigner-Leonardo-DiCaprio.html

 

[Mountkeen]