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So...as the title suggests I am in serious need of something to make me better! Have had the most awful cold/sore throat/headaches/aches and pains for 4 days now and nothing seems to be helping particularly! :( anyone got any suggestions? I'm open to anything! Feel absolutely c**p and need to get back to work!
Thanks peeps :)
 
If it's what i had over Christmas and New Year it took me 2 1/2 weeks to get over it.

Good luck
 
In Scotland the recommended cure is to go to bed with a hot woman :D


But you may want to vary the prescription / dose ;)
 
mrgubby said:
In Scotland the recommended cure is to go to bed with a hot woman :D
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It's actually a hot toddy, but I can see that catching on :D
 
Hot drink to help with a sore throat and just wait it out, not much else you can do in my experience.

Rob
 
HanC said:
So...as the title suggests I am in serious need of something to make me better! Have had the most awful cold/sore throat/headaches/aches and pains for 4 days now and nothing seems to be helping particularly! :( anyone got any suggestions? I'm open to anything! Feel absolutely c**p and need to get back to work!
Thanks peeps :)
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you need a higher postcount, perhaps another 43k would do the trick?:bonk:
 
dod said:
It's actually a hot toddy, but I can see that catching on :D
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In Dunfermline it's a hot woman :naughty:.

A workmate was married to a woman called Toddy , he never had a cold :D
 
Haha oh guys, wat are u like? i live in a house with 2 hot women but they dont seem to be helping much! Maybe i need to get them into bed...had some nurofen, sudafed and lemsip thing and am feeling a little better today. Still extremely bunged up though :( might get the Olbas Oil out for tonight! what fun...
 
alcohol!!!... it wont cure it, but it WILL make u forget ur ill :D
 
HanC said:
Have had the most awful cold/sore throat/headaches/aches and pains for 4 days now and nothing seems to be helping particularly! :( anyone got any suggestions? I'm open to anything!
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I had a similar condition in December :( it's not at all nice.

I could think of a few ideas to help you get better :naughty:......probably wouldn't help you much though ;)

PsiFox said:
If it's what i had over Christmas and New Year it took me 2 1/2 weeks to get over it.

Good luck
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Same, it took me a good fortnight to get over the worst of it :shake:

whitewash said:
and take a video camera with you, it might not perk you up but i recon it'd perk alot of blokes around here up!:woot:
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Sounds like a winning plan :thumbs: :woot: :thumbs:
 
Haha well u lot have definitely made me laugh, even if i dont feel that much better :P

Galaxy - i might go and purchase some of those later! have been on some other stuff but not too sure how much its helping....

DigitalFailure - ;)

Whitewash - they are all very camera shy! hehe :p

Ashers - im thinking of starting on the alcohol tomorrow as a last resort!
 
Can't remember the last time I was ill with cold or flu:D
 
Ok, alcohol did not help at all!! haha not sure if i really thought it would though.....
 
the best thing i would suggest is sleep!!!
 
i live in a house with 2 hot women but they dont seem to be helping much! Maybe i need to get them into bed...
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I rekon we should all head down to hannah's too make sure this cold has not spread to anyone eles in the house :p :lol:

I woulds honestly say sleep, it will run its course and wear off.
 
I haven't had a cold last more than two days for years. Here's my tactics:

Keep hydrated 4-6 litres of water should do it.
Eat lots. Colds really kill the appetite but your body's need lots of calories at this time.
Lots of vitamin C. I'm not talking 1 or 2 tablets but proper mega dosing, 2grams.
 
Matt always has DayNurse/NightNurse tablets when he isnt feeling well, and it always seems to help him, one of the few ones that seems to help him. Drink plenty and take some Ibuprofen with them as well.

Hope you get better soon.
 
mrgubby said:
In Scotland the recommended cure is to go to bed with a hot woman :D


But you may want to vary the prescription / dose ;)
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All joking aside sex is very good for making you feel better as it releases so many endorphins - its also very good for headaches ;)

Hope you feel better soon Hannah
 
Yay im pretty much cured i think. havnt had that much chance to sleep as iv had loads of uni work to do but had some benylin and realy strong dequacain throat losenges which were good. still feeling a bit rough but much better :)

thanks for all the sensible....and not so sensible...suggestions! ;):D
 
Pah........I'll still offer my services to mop your brow and rub your throat for you :naughty:
 
Haha well next time i'm ill DF, i'll let u know first. PM ok for ya? ;) :p
 
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