May the 4th.........

[Nod]

Almost certainly. My favoured chap had his rent upped too much to keep his shop so I need to find another good one. Prefer to spend my money locally than to travel. Equally certain that any new tatts will NOT be Star Wars themed!!!

 

[donetello]

 

[Nikon_Nick]

 

[ianp5a]

"I've watched Cbeebies, Glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate."

 

[ianp5a]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

 

[Nikon_Nick]

3

 

[kendo1]

These aren't the puns you were looking for.

 

[wontolla]

Indeed.

 

[ianp5a]

But not as we know it.

 

[nog]

Just realised why google did not have it on their front page- hoping to prevent threads like this one

 

[viv1969]

Just realised why google did not have it on their front page- hoping to prevent threads like this one

And yet......you clicked, despite knowing (*wafts hand*) this is not the thread for you

 

[nog]

And yet......you clicked, despite knowing (*wafts hand*) this is not the thread for you

I know but just don`t understand why, it was as if there was some force...

 

[viv1969]

I know but just don`t understand why, it was as if there was some force...

 

[Russ77]

The force is definitely strong with this thread!

I thought I'd sabre my best pun for last, although thread-lock might not be that far far away now.

 

[ianp5a]

It's dead Jim.

 

[Nod]

Scheme me up, Botty...

 

[Cobra]

although thread-lock might not be that far far away now.

I could do that under the guise of revenge of the mod Sith (5th)

 

[Nod]

Or even Si(x)th...

 

[nog]

Gawd, beam me out of here