Marc (Fabs) becomes a hairdresser!!!

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Don't forget everyone Marc will be doing hair cuts and beauty treatments at the TP meet on Saturday!
 
King of Groove said:
Now m8 it's not karioke night!
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:(

Never mind :D

Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away your dust hair
Some people make a fortune
Other's earn a mint
My old man mate don't earn much
In fact....he's flippin'.....skint

All together now

Oh, my old mans mates a dustman hairdresser
he wears a dustman's hairdressers hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
and lives in a council hairdressers flat etc etc :D

With apologies to Lonnie Donegan
 
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How on earth did this get to number 16 in the threads - Fabs will be very unhappy if it slips and I hate to see grown men cry :lol:
 
Yes folks we must try harder! This thread should be hair raising!!!
 
Caught it - I thought it was about to fall off the page then, would haye for it to drop and break

*Carefully wraps thread in cotton wool in case it gets damaged* :lol:
 
Don't worry with Chris and me around this thread will be in fine health!
 
At the first stroke the time sponsored by Cobra will be...................!!!!!

ooo sorry there I've bumped the thread!
 
the thread seems to have slipped down the page again :thinking:
 
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I always wondered

You go for a HAIR cut

but there are thousands of hair on your (some peoples) Head

So why don't we ask for a HAIRS cut :shrug:

Or if you have your hair blow dried and they make a nice job of it
shouldn't that be a nice blow job :shrug:

b****r, I didn't mean to bump this thread I was just musing :(
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Next time I go to the hairdresser I will ask for a hairs cut and a nice blow job - will be very interesting to see their faces :lol: :lol:

Oh, and note that this is not a bump its a reply to the post be Cobra :D
 
What with you being
"not a good girl"
and me being "very very norty"
I guess that we won't be getting any presents this year :(
Shall we sympathise with each other ?

Oh look another inadvertent bump :D

 
But I am a good girl :naughty: its that mod putting bad ideas in my head by giving me the title :lol:
Santa better arrive - I have had the chimney swept especially for him!

Again, not a bump :lol:
 
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susie said:
But I am a good girl :naughty: its that mod putting bad ideas in my head by giving me the title :lol:
Santa better arrive - I have had the chimney swept especially for him!
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Now you really are a good Girl :thumbs:
I wonder if Santa would leave me his naughty girl list if I asked nicely :thinking:

Oops another little bump :D

 
I hope Marc has all his haircutting equipment ready for tomorrow. Something tells me he's going to be a busy man!

If Marc was German would we be calling him Herr Cut?!!
 
And here's Marc's Christmas publicity picture for his hair & beauty business!!!!

dread-santa-hat.jpg
 
Good morning everyone! We've got work to do!
 
Not while I am breathing :D
 
fabs said:
Just thought I'd pop in and see how everyones getting on. Now play nicely kiddies, one toy each. ;)
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:lol::lol::lol:


[S2] :cool: [/S2]
 
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