Man Rule's

when it comes to babies - why do you get to put the clean stuff in and i clean the dirty stuff that comes out?
 
i don't know what time i'll be home. Stop asking
 
dod said:
Why narrow it down to that outfit? :suspect::thinking::shrug:
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The only correct answer to the perennial question "Does this outfit make my bum look big?" is "No, it's your fat ars* that IS big!"
 
and the correct answer to ' does my bum look big in this' is " well it is only a small bathroom"
 
Stop putting the washing machine on at 8.30pm so that its at its highest noisiest spin at 9.30pm right when whatever Im watching on the TV is at the most important part
 
Why is it you always want to talk when my program is on the tv but never ask me a thing when the tv is off?
 
Dont moan at me because when Im at "that point" in sexual activity I cry out loudly in pleasure. If you werent such a light sleeper it wouldnt wake you up!


[footnote: Ive seen this one recently somewhere, knowing my brain its probably in this thread already]
 
No you can't have some of my pudding. I asked you if you wanted a pudding and you said no. Pudding you eat off someone else's plate has just as many calories as off your own plate. So if you want pudding just order one.
 
PatrickO said:
No you can't have some of my pudding. I asked you if you wanted a pudding and you said no. Pudding you eat off someone else's plate has just as many calories as off your own plate. So if you want pudding just order one.
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That was done earlier in the thread...with chips.
Come on guys, at least attempt to keep them original :lol:
 
When you ask me what I want for tea is there any chance you can tell me before hand what YOU don't want to save the oh I don't fancy that convo.
 
In a similar vein to Scott's post...

#1. I'm offering to take you out for breakfast/lunch/dinner so just tell me where to take you!!!
 
#1. "What's that bird?" isn't a question I can answer at the moment. It's behind us and only visible out of the passenger side of the car. I'm doing 70 (honest Ossifer!) and passing a truck - your bird is fairly low on my list of current priorities!

Similarly, #1. "What's that over there?" is a little hard to answer. Do you mean the toad in the road, the road the toad is on or the tree the crow that dropped the toad in the road is perched in?
 
If you ask me if someone is attractive and you don't like the answer then next time ask me about somebody who isn't attractive.
 
#1 - They start talking over you when they think they know what you mean and get ratty with you when you have to stop them and tell them that's nothing like what you're going to say.
 
Forbiddenbiker said:
Don't ask us not to look when you get changed then start conversations and expect us not to make eye contact by mistake like its our bloody fault!
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Get your phone out and leave it switched off and you can use the screen like a mirror.
 
It really doesn't matter that we don't know the precise score when you phone us down the pub when the rugby's on. And besides, sometimes we nip to the knocking shop and there's no TV in there. :D
 
If I answer your question then the answer I gave is the answer I mean. Don't make me repeat it. Yes I have already said I liked that dress/haircut/handbag/shoes (delete as appropriate) why do you keep asking me again and again if I am sure.
 
DorsetDude said:
Get your phone out and leave it switched off and you can use the screen like a mirror.
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lol ya perve you.;)

I mean its not as if we havent shagged each others brains out the night beofre, usually share a shower in the morning...then she says, dont look will you Im getting changed. :lol:

Tis cute I suppose. ;)
 
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