Man goes into a filling station.. Joke

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A man goes up to the petrol station window and says "get me a a bottle of pepsi, a bag of quavers and a kit-kat chunky"

The woman returns to the window with a bottle of pepsi, a bag of quavers and a kit-kat chunky and say's "£1.50" please

The man replies.. "No.. I only wanted a normal kit-kat you fat bitch"

:shrug:

(The real joke is buying 3 items from a petrol station and getting change from a tenner :eek:)
 
No mate.. about 150 miles north.. Between Inverness and Aberdeen I'm afraid.

Curious though :D
 
Not to hijack a really por joke thread ;) but get the papers to send you them
or was it a Joke Matt :P :lol:
 
leon1p said:
A man goes up to the petrol station window and says "get me a a bottle of pepsi, a bag of quavers and a kit-kat chunky"

The woman returns to the window with a bottle of pepsi, a bag of quavers and a kit-kat chunky and say's "£1.50" please

The man replies.. "No.. I only wanted a normal kit-kat you fat bitch"

:shrug:

(The real joke is buying 3 items from a petrol station and getting change from a tenner :eek:)
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Is it just me or what :shrug: this makes no sense at all to me:shrug:
 
well it baffles me too Galaxy?
 
Some jokes only work verbally, such as...


"Is that a cake or a meringue?"

"No, you're right, it's a cake"



"what makes an australian weak?"

"7 days"

"How do you get two whales in a car???"

"Down the m4 and across the severn bridge"


I could go on....but probably shouldn't.......
 
Flash In The Pan said:
They have newspapers in Fife?

Next you'll be telling me they're on the electric too :lol:
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That reminds me of this little joke I was told a while back...

Englishman. Scotsman, & an Irishman sat bragging in a pub. The Scotsman tells the others how he dug a 50ft hole in his garden and found modem wires at the bottom of it. He proudly proclaims Scotland must have been the first country to have the internet.

The Englishman says that's nothing. He dug a 100ft hole in his garden and also found modem wires at the bottom of it. Therefore England must have had the internet before Scotland.

The Irishman says that's nothing. I dug a 200ft hole in my garden and found no modem wires. Therefore Ireland must have had wireless internet before either of you! :lol:
 
Flash In The Pan said:
Some jokes only work verbally, such as...


"Is that a cake or a meringue?"

"No, you're right, it's a cake"



"what makes an australian weak?"

"7 days"

"How do you get two whales in a car???"

"Down the m4 and across the severn bridge"


I could go on....but probably shouldn't.......
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Good lord FITP they are shocking.
 
What will happen after 1 hour if they don't remove the avatar?

I haven't got an avatar, and your's seems quite suitable
 
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Had to phone an Aberdonian to understand the meringue one, and she had to phone back a few minutes later when the penny had dropped :-)

Q. What's grey and comes in pints?

A. An elephant.
 
30psi said:
What will happen after 1 hour if they don't remove the avatar?

I haven't got an avatar, and your's seems quite suitable
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Same here, apparently it even looks like me :shrug:
 
hepburn said:
That'll be a miracle cos she's gone shoe shopping ;)
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BeHappy has until she gets home with her " Jimmy Choos" shoes then.
Away back in the woods logging now, hopefully my avatar will be under only Galaxy66 when I get back.
 
Matt Sayle said:
:lol:

I am maybe in two papers :woot:
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What have you been doing now? Organising a joke attack on loch ness or something?

Once your picture gets into the papers then theres no stopping the anti-rubbish-joke (about 90% of this forum) brigade in storming into your house, forcing an instant end to all these so called jokes

:bat:

;):p
 
surrealillusions said:
What have you been doing now? Organising a joke attack on loch ness or something?

Once your picture gets into the papers then theres no stopping the anti-rubbish-joke (about 90% of this forum) brigade in storming into your house, forcing an instant end to all these so called jokes

:bat:

;):p
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:lol:
 
Galaxy66 said:
BeHappy has until she gets home with her " Jimmy Choos" shoes then.
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Ive already told her...

Galaxy66 said:
Away back in the woods logging now, hopefully my avatar will be under only Galaxy66 when I get back.
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We thought you might appreciate the humour for a few hours given your previous funny comment about confusing avatars Mal. Guess we got you figured wrong. :shrug: sorry!
 
Only meant as fun Mal......sorry to have upset :'(:exit:
 
hepburn said:
Ive already told her...



We thought you might appreciate the humour for a few hours given your previous funny comment about confusing avatars Mal. Guess we got you figured wrong. :shrug: sorry!
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:lol::lol::lol: That was me having a bit of fun my way Jon, I actually laughed when I first saw it:lol: you did not get me wrong, it'd take more than that from you two to upset me:lol:
I deliberately posted with no emotions then done off down the woods and let you decide which way to take it, you don't know me all that well:lol:
 
BeHappy said:
Only meant as fun Mal......sorry to have upset :'(:exit:
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Naaaahhhhh I'm not upset Be, not in the slightest just a wind up from me:D
I bet it was Jon's idea.......yes?
 
I was expecting to come back and find 30psi and mrgubby with my avatar as well.:lol::lol::lol:
 
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Galaxy66 said:
Naaaahhhhh I'm not upset Be, not in the slightest just a wind up from me:D
I bet it was Jon's idea.......yes?
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Grrr... you git! Just for that i'm putting your avatar back for at least the rest of the day! Oh, and urging EVERYONE to change their avatar to yours too, just for the fun of it! ;)

And no, it was BH's idea actually... although I bet she blames me!

Right, BH, what's next on our wind up Galaxy agenda??? :D
 
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