Man flu

Briony

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Uh Oh I think I have man flu :'( but hang on a minute I am a woman so it must be just a cold :lol::lol::lol: never mind just carry on as normal like one should.:thumbs:
 
Briony said:
Uh Oh I think I have man flu :'( but hang on a minute I am a woman so it must be just a cold :lol::lol::lol: never mind just carry on as normal like one should.:thumbs:
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:nono: - Man Flu is a serious subject, Please do not mock our severe illness and allergy to work, clean and cook.
 
Nope, you're still taking. Proper man flu is when you can barely emit a groan and just have enough strength to operate the tv remote
 
Byker28i said:
Nope, you're still taking. Proper man flu is when you can barely emit a groan and just have enough strength to operate the tv remote
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I've got it !!

Lucky my mother popped around the house this morning otherwise I wouldn't be in work, neither would the kids be at school !!

I'm that ill that I've turned down going for a cuppa tea and refused the offer of one to be brought to my desk....... half day me think to go back to bed...

:baby:
 
If you was a man then you would have all the sympathy from me... But as your not - mines a coffee no sugar please, Oh & whats for dinner :thinking: :thumbs: :coat: then a sharp :exit:
 
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To: Briony
From: Joe
Re: Hoovering

You missed a bit.
 
If you are self employed, then man flu is just like any other illness, just work through it.
 
Man flu is a myth started by women. I've been off work twice in 10 years at my current job and not through a cold.

:p
 
Man Flu - Because "food poisoning" may hurt her feelings.
 
gazedd said:
:nono: - Man Flu is a serious subject, Please do not mock our severe illness and allergy to work, clean and cook.
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Thats cracked me up :thumbs:
 
:'(

I don't know whats wrong with me

I'm feeling like death and the toilet has become my friend in more ways that one.:'(:dummy::$

I ache all over and can't move fast, and my body feels really hot but I feel freezing.

:'(
 
squizza said:
:'(

I don't know whats wrong with me

I'm feeling like death and the toilet has become my friend in more ways that one.:'(:dummy::$

I ache all over and can't move fast, and my body feels really hot but I feel freezing.

:'(
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Nothing wrong, its all in your mind.

Get on with it:p
 
squizza said:
:'(
I don't know whats wrong with me... I'm feeling like death and the toilet has become my friend in more ways that one.:'(:dummy::$
I ache all over and can't move fast, and my body feels really hot but I feel freezing. :'(
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PsiFox said:
Nothing wrong, its all in your mind. Get on with it:p
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:agree: Its also just a feeble excuse from not wanting to do the housework or cook for the man of the house.... :exit:
 
My wife also has man flu & is disrupting our holiday in Somerset! How can I carry my camera bag as well as my Nikon?

I bought her some lemsip for gods sake!!!
 
johnb said:
.......... I bought her some lemsip for gods sake!!!
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Like it.... If it carries on into the night get her some "night nurse" or even better still get her some sleeping tablets & get yourself a Nurse for the night ;)
 
squizza said:
:'(

I don't know whats wrong with me

I'm feeling like death and the toilet has become my friend in more ways that one.:'(:dummy::$

I ache all over and can't move fast, and my body feels really hot but I feel freezing.

:'(
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If you were a man then you would be told it's man flu :p. Since you're not, it sounds like you've got some sort of virus and are actually properly ill.

I had exactly the same symptoms over Christmas and the new year. The worst of it was from the 23rd until 28th so I actually took very little time off, just wasted the Christmas holidays sitting on the loo all the time, but I wasn't properly right until the middle of January. It was absolutely horrible :( At one point I had to ring up a friend to get me some shopping as I had run out of stuff and thought I wouldn't make it around Waitrose without collapsing.
 
Sounds worse than man flu - more like bird flu. Better get yourself to the vet and ask for the appropriate injection. No point in getting the cab to wait...
 
squizza said:
:'(

I don't know whats wrong with me

I'm feeling like death and the toilet has become my friend in more ways that one.:'(:dummy::$

I ache all over and can't move fast, and my body feels really hot but I feel freezing.

:'(
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In case you don't make it.....can I have first chance at that 300L you've got in your sig? :D
 
SarahLee said:
Hope you're better soon Nicki . . .

:rules: and you really should have known better than to expect sympathy from this lot :D
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I know but it was worth the laugh :lol: :lol:

yep I have a cold, bunged up, can't breath, sneezing, etc but not a problem as I say I am a woman, so no problem, just carry on :lol: :lol: just have to get plenty of fresh air tomorrow with the camera :D
 
Briony said:
I know but it was worth the laugh :lol: :lol:

yep I have a cold, bunged up, can't breath, sneezing, etc but not a problem as I say I am a woman, so no problem, just carry on :lol: :lol: just have to get plenty of fresh air tomorrow with the camera :D
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Ahhh - now I know what VR's for on a lens - it's so you can carry on taking photos while you're sneezing. :lol:

Gett better soon, Nicki. :)

Jean
 
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