Made me laugh

[Matt Sayle]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pi==ed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[Woodsy]

Ok, that was good

that puts your good/bad joke ratio to:

1 : (everything else)

 

[digitalmaniac]

yeah very good-wasnt sure if it was the scalesor bob going from 0-200 in 6 seconds at first lol

 

[minimeeze]

Matt, you're really digging deep for the old ones aren't you?

 

[Matt Sayle]

Ok, that was good

that puts your good/bad joke ratio to:

1 : (everything else)

WOOHOO

Matt, you're really digging deep for the old ones aren't you?