Lets talk about toast

[viv1969]

you could always cut the bread in half before it's toasted

Hmmm....risking a burnt edge there....

 

[pepi1967]

you could always cut the bread in half before it's toasted

Hmmm then it would look like posh toast

 

[joescrivens]

Hmmm....risking a burnt edge there....

not if the edge is at the top surely?

 

[viv1969]

not if the edge is at the top surely?

That would be some pretty precise cutting to make sure it was at just the right height after insertion.

After all...it's just toast......

 

[joescrivens]

it's just toast

Wash your mouth out with soap!

 

[pepi1967]

JUST toast?? JUST???

 

[pepi1967]

See what i mean:razz:

 

[joescrivens]

See what i mean:razz:

not only that but you made the school boy error of not buttering it and eating it instantly

 

[gumbo-67]

my 2 slice Russell hobbs toaster i bought at sainsbury's takes the Warburtons bread on its side.

 

[viv1969]

Scott....really....CLEARLY you require a toaster which is fit for the purpose.

Oh...and that toast has no butter on it...what is wrong with you?!?!?!?!

 

[pepi1967]

:razz: and i had to throw it in the bin ( dog )

 

[viv1969]

:razz: and i had to throw it in the bin ( dog )

Face it Scott.....I'm afraid you're a toast lightweight.
You need more training my young Padawan.

 

[joescrivens]

that toast is wrong on a third account too - why does it have little toasted squares instead of an even toasting across the bread?

 

[pepi1967]

Its the toaster i tell ya its got it in for me

 

[viv1969]

It's a little toastie-waffle-thingie

 

[viv1969]

Its the toaster i tell ya its got it in for me

A bad workman always blames his tool.

 

[viv1969]

TOOLS!!!!

 

[pepi1967]

My tool works fine its the toaster that hates me

 

[viv1969]

My tool works fine its the toaster that hates me

Do you have a grill?.....Give it a go, and we may be able to welcome you to the wonderful world of proper toast.