Let BB slag yer car off !!

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OK, I've had a few glasses of vino, but I started this thead on another forum with entertaining results!!

Please do NOT post your car here if you cant take critisism, although any critisism made by me will probably be tongue in cheek !!

So, let the slagging commence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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You can slag it off if you post pictures of your own car up! :P
 
but I just did :bang:

Yeah yeah yeah...

Why do the number plates look white at the back then like a european country and not yellow like UK?
 
Yeah yeah yeah...

Why do the number plates look white at the back then like a european country and not yellow like UK?

Because he took it on holiday with him, oh yeah and had it repainted in a colour that was never available on them in the UK whilst he was there :lol:
 
I know its nothing special but I work hard to keep it on the road and in the condition its in. So wouldn't mind seeing his car before slagging mine off
 
Only the 318is has all the 328i bits such as brakes, ARB's etc as standard and 140bhp, M3 was meant to be here by now but accepted a job down south which means a change in accommodation and no M3, but that's life :lol:
 
That car doesn't look as if it would manage the journey to the need of the road, never mind to Budapest :nono:

Anyway, aren't you like 12 or something? :lol:
 
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You cannot really slag off a T5 Volvo 850 estate... although the thought on everyone's mind will be - Wheres the tow bar?:bonk:

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Paints a bit soft mind - gave her a polish & now look :bang:

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They forgot the 'K' off the reg plate :lol::lol::lol:

There was one carefully crafted by 'The Wives' at my last race meeting, numberplate extension carefully crafted from white gaffa tape, K made from black tape, how they got it so perfect after the amount of wine they had consumed I will never know !

ANPR camera on the way home was a laugh :cuckoo::rules:
 
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My god, its a good job its the Reebok edition, I think that sticker is the only thing holding it together !!

On the plus side, Its a good job your car tops out at about 7mph, I think if it were any faster, that sticker might blow off resulting in 126 panels being strewn across the carriageway.

The tyres look like they've got plenny of tread on, good job really as without good footing, I reckon it might just blow away in a gust.

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A tarted up 318 eh.

Nowt like a drag queen is there !! although I have to wonder if a 318 could drag its way out of a wet paper bag ? :bonk:

She does look pretty though dont she, even if she is a bit of a girly colour. One thing I feel I must say though, is this !!!

PLEASE KEEP LEFT ON MOTORWAYS UNLESS YOUR OVERTAKING SOMEONE, AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE YOUR INDICATORS, ITS THE STICKY OUTY THING BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL, THE ONE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE !!
 
Here ya go, heres mine !
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Thats a van and as such, should not appear on these pages, but since you have "posted"* it....

Why bother lowering a van and putting alloys on it. ? Its a VAN !! mainly used for delivering things in !!

* posted, get it...... post, as in postman pat..... and his van....

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i done the same with my 328!!

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OOOOOOoo an even dragier 3 series than the girly coloured one......

at least this one has a half decent power plant.

same rules apply though :

PLEASE KEEP LEFT ON MOTORWAYS UNLESS YOUR OVERTAKING SOMEONE, AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE YOUR INDICATORS, ITS THE STICKY OUTY THING BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL, THE ONE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE !!
 
My head hurts by the way. FAR to much red wine last night......
 
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