Good attempt Wayne, but no
And where's the fun in that! It's too clinical, and there's none of the flare, the rainbow dispersion, the wacky distortion, and generally unpredictable randomness you get from a really rubbish lens, like the LensBaby.
The stuff you get from the ultra-crude plastic LensBaby optic, or the pin-hole accessory, are way further out there.
Not to everybody's taste for sure, and I guess a bit unfashionable with the current obsession with uber-sharpness, but whatever floats yer lilo.
I'd like to see someone have a go with one for pre-wedding bride pics.