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I'm just going with an old favourite...

Why do Elephants paint their testicles red..?


To hide up in the cherry trees of course..
 
What's brown and white, and swings through the jungle?
A monkey with a fridge under his arm...:exit:
 
My grandson wants Transformers for Christmas, I can get them easily enough and I don't grudge the money but he's only seven, what does he have that runs on 110v?
 
Breaking news....

A blonde lady found in a cupboard in the Playboy mansion in November of this year has just been officially crowned Miss hide and seek winner of 1986.....
 
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