Several months back as I left an Aldi store, a small battered old car pulled up right in front of me. The driver, a scruffy looking bloke with a foreign accent, I saw foreign, it sounded
fake, a bit like Manuel from Fawlty Towers. Anyway. He tells me that the company he works for in the UK is sending him back to Italy that afternoon, and he starts to wave two
plane tickets at me. He then reaches down and picks up a small black box from the passenger floor well, he opens it to show me a watch. He said it is a tradition to buy someone
a present before going home, and offers me the watch...I politely declined

I googled what happened later that day, apparently as soon as you accept the watch they start demanding
money...