King of Groove Got Married today!....

King of Groove

King of Groove

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Yes folks I got married today!

It was bit of a whirlwind romance but the moment we saw each other it was love at first sight! She's got curves in all the right places! She makes me go all weak at the knees!

The Vicar Ivor Biggun was lovely and when he said will you marry the King of Groove and she said I do I was so happy.

She needs to be charged by being plugged in to the mains but I can't wait!

By now you're thinking I'm a complete loony bin but I'm not sure where we're going for our honeymoon but I think a trip to the Romney, Hythe & Dymchurch Light Railway is possible.

Yes folks the name of my new wife is:




































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Nikon D300!!
 
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:lol: I hope the 2 of you will be very happy
I hear she's got some cracking sisters:naughty:
 
:lol: I think were related I married her Great Grand Mother twice removed :D
 
Clive, you have lost the plot mate :D
If you had gone to a "high church" you could have married ( been married by) A Canon :lol:

Enjoy :thumbs:
 
Chris, I don't think I've ever had the plot!
 
Ya know, Nikon gained a certain kind of popularity in the early days by giving their bodies away . . .
 
Cobra said:
Clive, you have lost the plot mate :D
If you had gone to a "high church" you could have married ( been married by) A Canon :lol:

Enjoy :thumbs:
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Nice one Chris:lol::lol::lol:

Nice camera Clive.......... choke..............coming from a Canonite:D
 
I'd heard a rumour that she got about a bit mate, sorry to let you down, but apparantly she has not been too fussy about who has been pushing her buttons. You know the type, she gets all charged up, flaunts her curvy body trying to grab the attention of passers by, wanting to be taken "back to their place" I also think I've seen some pictures of her in magazines............hope you signed a prenup - she only wants you for your lenses!
 
That cheap slattern - she married me back in January, now I find she's playing around with you behind my back?
 
Oh lord, think of the children you'd make! :D
 
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