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Someone just sent me a text, got no idea who it was.

All it said was

'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'









I think it's bang out of order
 
and why did the farmer get an award ?



he was outstanding in his field



well you started it .........................
 
There awefull >.<
 
A horse goes into a pub, the landlord says...

"why the long face ?"
 
I got mugged by a group of bees on my way to the supermarket...

They stole my Nectar card.
 
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someone came to my house today collecting for the local swimming pool ,,,,,,
so i gave her a glass of water
 
So this baby seal walks into a club........
 
If I should arrive before I get there, please keep me until I get back.
 
so i said to the butcher... i bet you £20 you can't reach that meat on the top shelf... he said... no way, the steaks are too high!!
 
The mathematician was constipated - so he worked it out with a pencil!!!
 
Marcel said, “you remind me of a pepper pot”, I said “I’ll take that as a condiment”. :D
 
Mr G said:
Someone just sent me a text, got no idea who it was.

All it said was

'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order
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I think you could be right :cool: :D

inaneredstripe said:
thyre rude. mostly.or involve photos of hairy women.
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[S2]THAT POST IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/S2]
 
leftcurl said:
so i said to the butcher... i bet you £20 you can't reach that meat on the top shelf... he said... no way, the steaks are too high!!
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I asked the butcher how much for 8 legs of vennison, he said £400. I told him to **** off, that's 2 dear!
 
I asked the bloke in Boots if he had cotton wool balls.

"What do you think I am? A teddy bear??"
 
I asked the bus driver if he went to Sale, he said 'what do you think this is, a boat!'
 
I asked the bus driver if he went to Manchester, he said 'NO'. I said 'thats what it says on the front' He said 'Its got India on the tyres, Im not going there either!'
 
Passenger asked me once if there was a B&Q in Bury.

I said "No love, just a B"
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Another passenger said "'ow much to Oldham?"
I said "I'll oldham for free love"
 
A man walks into a library, and asks for a book on suicide.

'Sod off!' says the librarian, ' you won't bring it back!'
 
I went into the butchers and he said "what does ye want me cock"
I said no just a bit of bacon please.
 
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bloke goes into a shop with a guide dog... he grabs the lead tight and swings the dog in a circle above his head. shopkeeper says ... what do you think you're doing?... the bloke says... i'm just having a quick look round.
 
leftcurl said:
bloke goes into a shop with a guide dog... he grabs the lead tight and swings the dog in a circle above his head. shopkeeper says ... what do you think you're doing?... the bloke says... i'm just having a quick look round.
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not heard that for ages, sssoooooo funny. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.:D
 
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