
That's not to say I've *not* consumed 150kg of bacon butties.
About 200g at a time![]()
Don't they only eat Jaffa cakes? Must just be a rumour![]()
Oh no....the Jaffa Cakes merely keep them docile.

Oh no....the Jaffa Cakes merely keep them docile.
Give them more, then we can all go and frolic in the classifieds while they doze off![]()
You think you're some kind of Jedi waving yourHere.....have a![]()
You think you're some kind of Jedi waving yourhandJaffa cake around like that? I'm aToydarian. Serpent. Mind tricks don't work on me. Onlymoney. Mice
Feel the orangey goodness hidden within.....
Mazel Tov!I came in here minding my own business, a whole 15 hours before my customary Saturday bacon treat.
Cheers, that's really great.![]()
You would, ya mucky pup.I can't help but wonder that there is a euphemism in there somewhere![]()
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