Just a little last minute xmas help

[Cobra]

A quick cake recipe

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky

Method
Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again.
To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup.
Tune up the mixer.
Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who the hell cares?
Check the whisky.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whisky again and go to bed.

 

[Ashers]

strain your nuts lol u would be drinking a bottle of whiskey

 

[Tumbleweed.]

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Boil the water and add the sugar and half the whisky.
Drink and go nuts, throwing the salt over your shoulder for luck.
Wash your hands in the lemon juice - Kim and Aggie would be proud of you and you wouldn't want folk to think you a slob.
Set aside the eggs for breakfast and consume the rest of the whisky before playfully propelling bits of dried fruit at your partner to get their undivided attention. :nuts:

 

[Flash In The Pan]

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Set aside the eggs for breakfast and consume the rest of the whisky before playfully propelling bits of dried fruit at your partner to get their undivided attention. :nuts:

.....and then suggest a winter sun break to Rhodes?

 

[inaneredstripe]

 

[Tumbleweed.]

You're cruel!

 

[Flash In The Pan]

 

[Cobra]

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