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For all those who admit to listening to Wogan!
Janet and John have fun with photography
Today John has got his camera out.
John used to operate a camera for the BBC but he kept bumping into things. Clumsy John.
John says to Janet 'I am going to take some photographs'.
Can you roll your eyes? Janet can.
Janet says, 'I'm not dressing up in Tupperware again'. See Newsreaders Wives.
'No', says John. 'I am going out to photograph wildlife'.
'Don't forget that you can't develop any photographs until your enlarger is fixed', says Janet.
John takes his camera for a walk down the old railway line.
John takes lots of photographs of birds. John likes birds.
At the top of Mill Lane, John sees Mrs. Spence. Mrs. Spence is taking photographs of birds too.
'Hello Mr. Marsh', says Mrs. Spence. 'Did you get any nice shots?'
'I think so', says John, but I can't use my darkroom until I get a new bulb for my enlarger'.
'I only ever use my digital camera now', says Mrs. Spence.'Would you like to pop around and use my darkroom'.
'Yes please', says John.
Mrs. Spence makes John a cup of tea while he is printing his photographs. Kind Mrs. Spence.
When John has printed his photographs, Mrs. Spence shows John the pictures she took. There is a Swallow, and a Pheasant, and John has a nice photo of a Woodcock.
John thanks Mrs. Spence for the tea, and goes home to Janet.
'Did you get some nice photographs?' says Janet. 'Yes', says John. 'I saw Mrs. Spence'.
'Mrs. Spence said that I could pop into her darkroom and see what developed once the red light was on. Once I told her that I really like birds, Mrs. Spence showed me a very impressive swallow, and wants to see an enlargement of the woodcock I showed her, next week'.
Do you know how what a hot-shoe attachment is? Janet does. So does John.
Poor John.
More on http://www.togs.org/J&J.htm
Janet and John have fun with photography
Today John has got his camera out.
John used to operate a camera for the BBC but he kept bumping into things. Clumsy John.
John says to Janet 'I am going to take some photographs'.
Can you roll your eyes? Janet can.
Janet says, 'I'm not dressing up in Tupperware again'. See Newsreaders Wives.
'No', says John. 'I am going out to photograph wildlife'.
'Don't forget that you can't develop any photographs until your enlarger is fixed', says Janet.
John takes his camera for a walk down the old railway line.
John takes lots of photographs of birds. John likes birds.
At the top of Mill Lane, John sees Mrs. Spence. Mrs. Spence is taking photographs of birds too.
'Hello Mr. Marsh', says Mrs. Spence. 'Did you get any nice shots?'
'I think so', says John, but I can't use my darkroom until I get a new bulb for my enlarger'.
'I only ever use my digital camera now', says Mrs. Spence.'Would you like to pop around and use my darkroom'.
'Yes please', says John.
Mrs. Spence makes John a cup of tea while he is printing his photographs. Kind Mrs. Spence.
When John has printed his photographs, Mrs. Spence shows John the pictures she took. There is a Swallow, and a Pheasant, and John has a nice photo of a Woodcock.
John thanks Mrs. Spence for the tea, and goes home to Janet.
'Did you get some nice photographs?' says Janet. 'Yes', says John. 'I saw Mrs. Spence'.
'Mrs. Spence said that I could pop into her darkroom and see what developed once the red light was on. Once I told her that I really like birds, Mrs. Spence showed me a very impressive swallow, and wants to see an enlargement of the woodcock I showed her, next week'.
Do you know how what a hot-shoe attachment is? Janet does. So does John.
Poor John.
More on http://www.togs.org/J&J.htm
