I've seen it all now

[Nikon_Nick]

yep

do you .... on first date ?
does your dad own a brewery ?
can i see your... ?
won't you show them to me ?

(I went out with a girl who's dad really did own a brewery once.... she didnt on first date as i recall)

But did she show you her ****?

 

[big soft moose]

Even if the RSVP was a binding contract, wouldn't the inviter-parent be unable to claim off the invitee-parent as she had not suffered a loss due to the non-attendance?

May be she , or her son, suffered emotional harm and distress through the feeling of rejection and she now wants compensation (theres probably an ambulance chasing lawyer somewhere with the brass neck to make that argument ... you know the difference between a personal injury lawyer and a cat fish ? - one is a bottom dwelling, scum sucking shark, while the cat fish is quite harmless really)

 

[viv1969]

Even if the RSVP was a binding contract, wouldn't the inviter-parent be unable to claim off the invitee-parent as she had not suffered a loss due to the non-attendance?

Yes.
The invoice is total bum-fodder anyway.

 

[viv1969]

May be she , or her son, suffered emotional harm and distress through the feeling of rejection and she now wants compensation (theres probably an ambulance chasing lawyer somewhere with the brass neck to make that argument ... you know the difference between a personal injury lawyer and a cat fish ? - one is a bottom dwelling, scum sucking shark, while the cat fish is quite harmless really)

At least tell them right.........
Do you know the difference between a personal injury lawyer and a cat fish ? - one is a bottom dwelling, scum sucking shark, and the other is a cat fish.

 

[DorsetDude]

I did go through a period of using " If i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" as an opener

To which the reply presumably was, "No, I'd just hit you."

I offered to open a door for a lady once and she was most upset.
On reflection I should probably have waited until the flight landed first.

 

[King of Groove]

Think it's getting really out of hand with these children's parties these days. Now they have to be given party bags as well. They might even have a theme type party. Has to be held at some sort of venue. Parents trying to out do each other.

When I was a nipper it was usually jelly and ice cream, a few sandwiches, sausage rolls etc around the birthday kids house! We'd play games like pass the parcel, pin the tail on the donkey etc!

 

[Cobra]

pin the tail on the donkey etc!

You had a Donkey? how cool is that


I do agree though, some fun games jelly and ice cream etc.
Not renting out a bloody theme park or what ever and then giving away "gift bags" too.
Its just getting ridiculous!

 

[jojo90]

I'd love to get an invoice like this.. so much fun. The first thing I'd do is invoice them right back for :

1) Letter opener wear and tear.
2) Reading time.
3) Water costs (to re-hydrate after the tears of laughter).
4) Paper shredding costs & refuse disposal.
5) Postage & stationary costs for the return invoice.
6) A random administrative charge.